Evane Williams

@hexcoffee I cannot imagine thinking this is okay! kibosh, immediately.

Quick poll. When people bring full size monitors into coffee shops what do you think our reaction as cafe employees should be?

@baileymoon96 @andysquyres-core

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

The guy who delivered the news to Tucker Carlson:

I think this is my favorite scene in a movie

Twitter has that Facebook smell...

@MatthewMidthun i have only once set foot inside to get a slice-o-cheesecake to go, and my review is cheesecake, sure yeah. eating food? hard pass.

@MatthewMidthun matt, twitter is dying and this is what you need to know rn wow be sensitive

It is finished.

@helloimadam Bella Canvas tri-blend is my go to. Or Next Level if you run into any colors out of stock which is the norm lately unfortunately.

Defiant Jazz - but it's "Dua Lipa - Levitating"

@andysquyres I say yes no matter how they spell my name, Evenie? that is correct. Ebony, you betcha.

Starbucks girl: "Can I get a name for your order?" Me: "Andy" SG: "Andy with an 'i'?" Me: "Yes" SG "Is there an 'e' after the 'i'?" Me: Definitely

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When i’m trying to teach @evanecorder the Nashville number system.

Starbucks could give every one of its 383,000 workers a $5,000 bonus & still keep $2.6 billion in profits from last year. Instead they're raising prices while spending $20 billion on stock buybacks & dividends when profits are up 31%. Don't blame inflation. Blame corporate greed.

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@josiedshaffer it was fun while it lasted. i am at peace. 🧘‍♀️

@evanecorder Evane why

just want to take the time to announce to my 12 followers that i am officially over wordle.

Excuse me @Pixar, still waiting on the sequel where Boo is older and has spent her life trying to find Sulley. Please and thank you.

my daily dose of delight Wordle 207 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Embarrassing how proud I am of myself anytime I manage to put my phone down so I can, “focus on the tv”