Josie Shaffer

@Jaguar @ucllc anxiously awaiting your take!

Yes, I AM going to find what font you're using and request specific alternate glyphs from that font, I'm so sorry.

You know a major life event is coming up for me when I am out here art directing the crap out of some Etsy seller to make something ~*exactly*~ the way I want it.

Very important question to start your day: have you ever seen a squirrel poop?

@KRmakeitrain which pizza, give us details

It’s cheat day and I’m about to rip some pizza and ranch

@KRmakeitrain We love love love them

Do we honestly like sundried tomatoes?

Me after staring at the eclipse too long.

nobody told me this, but one of the top 5 best parts of having a dog is when he farts and scares himself.

@KRmakeitrain SHE'S SO BACK!!! ❤️

I am addicted to how resilient my dog is. She had fluid in her lungs… GONE. An enlarged heart… SHRUNK. She’s so fucking back. You’ve never seen a healthier 12 year old 👑

@laurensaystuff Just wait til you get to season 2 😊

I’m finally getting around to watching The Sopranos, very good

Sourdough starter? In cups??? In this economy???????,??

When you go to follow a bread baking recipe on Instagram and then realize the measurements are in cups and not grams 🚩🚩🚩

@JetsPizza @DillanShaffer don’t mind me, just tagging you on every social platform hoping we win this haha

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now that Spotify Wrapped is out.....I can finally listen to musical music with no fear it'll ruin my Wrapped 😅

HOW did Toni Collette not win an Oscar for this movie? Not even nominated???

“I need to get in the Christmas spirit” *turns on Hereditary*

@MackBartle 😂😂 we are definitely related

@josiedshaffer Wait until you see the people at the self-checkout at the grocery…. I didn’t know there were people who have never used money or scanned an item before.

If you’re taking more than a minute at the coffee bar (sugar & cream), you need to reevaluate some things.

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household