Nikola Ohtani

@Rinchu026 I mean…

Remembering the time someone called me a wh0re for posting this video of me drawing whiskers with eyeliner at my best friends bachelorette party ??? LMAO

@DontBotherKeiti I wonder if that’s the same policy that prevents the company from informing you the outcome of your complaint. Fake and gay, next.

FIRED !!! Violated company policy.

I opened the door to a delivery person this morning and the man told me (with no other greeting) I shouldn't be wearing a brightly colored bra under a see through top answering the door so now I'm on the phone with their regional manager because this is my house actually tf

@g0thgoblin Oh honey, no. Not even close

I have an extremely high sex drive. I've never been in a relationship with someone who could keep up with it, and you know what I don't do? This! Because THIS IS ASSAULT. This woman is being abused.

@MetisOracle Why are you falling for AI senpai

@MetisOracle I thought Japanese people were smart

私がアメリカで滅多に外食しなくなった理由は、大したことのない料理とサービスに、20%以上のチップを税金のように徴収される文化が心底嫌いだから。 そもそもサーバーの時給が低いという法律上の問題のツケを客に回し、気に食わなければ客にこんなメモを返すとか、最低な文化だ。 チップを払わないなら料理ツバを吐いたり、客に嫌がらせをしてもいいという風潮も人間性も大嫌いだから、 私は毎年数回、飛行機に乗って、チップを払わなくても最高の料理に心温まる誠実な「おもてなし」がついてくる日本のレストランに行くのを楽しみにしています。

@LoveTheRox @BigBillsNYPizza One pepperoni for every run they score all season

When you’re at your friend’s restaurant watching the game and he knows you’re super excited for the Rockies home opener so they make you a baseball pizza 💜⚾️

@amyknowsball Oh they’re all 100% wrong, but that poor dude is mentally unwell and needs help. Hopefully the hatred will subside within him. Gotta be embarrassing to lose your job thinking about gay dudes

@extralefty Funny in the sense that the people screaming he's in the wrong don't even realize this lol

The funniest part about the Jaden Ivey situation is how many NBA players actually agree with him... they just know the potential backlash that would come if they spoke up, so they’re not willing to take the risk

@demsmademaga @eyehvspoken @thomasdsp @justcuuper We are training AI to be gay let’s fucking gooooo

@extralefty @eyehvspoken @thomasdsp @justcuuper This is why you are so retarded. How can I be an AI bot. Like broooo, do you have any brain cells

Jaden Ivey is an intelligent, articulate guy. Was a top 5 pick, had a solid start, got hurt, and subsequently, self-admittedly, lost the athleticism that made him special. Got traded, got benched, and is now having a very public mental breakdown. He’s losing his family. His rants are barely coherent, angry, and just bizarre. And half the country is reaffirming his delusion amidst a very dark place, not because they care for him, but for clicks. He needs help, and you are very bad people.

@themunson Stale cereal with pepto frosting. I’ll pass on that Todd

You've got a long way to go, buddy

@LAtahncritic Just say you hate black people my boy

There are 53,000 people at Dodger Stadium tonight. If that many people watched a regular season NBA game, it would be considered a ratings BONANZA.

@LAtahncritic Not all dodgers fans are retarded (but this guy is)

Show me one NBA game that has fans lining up like this. SPOILER ALERT: You can't.

@SonjaMChen lol they look so cheap

A few Dodgers players had Yoshinobu Yamamoto sign their Yoshi bobbleheads today.

@bajab2b Sounds like you struck gold baby girl. Might want to ask daddy before you sell his tools to strangers on Facebook though

@extralefty Quite the opposite bro. My dad is amazing, that’s why I waited for a good, stable man instead of a young guy who’s still figuring it out

dating older men is crazy cuz wtf do you mean you were at football practice on 9/11

@eyehvspoken @demsmademaga @thomasdsp @justcuuper Think it’s an AI bot btw

@demsmademaga @thomasdsp @extralefty @justcuuper You just admitted you watch it because your algorithm is determined by your viewing history. Conversation over.

@forthebreaks Bro went viral with his mouth full

Everything Happens For A Reason 🤯 IG/TT: @justtwodudestcg

@eyehvspoken @demsmademaga @thomasdsp @justcuuper Yamal loves things shoved down his throat

@demsmademaga @thomasdsp @extralefty @justcuuper Something tells me you do want gay blm shoved down your throat for other reasons. If you see gay content everytime you turn the TV on you’re searching for it. Thanks for the confession.

@EFCevie MySpace angle with a bottle of Smirnoff vibes tbh

why does everything has to be about children to these lot?

@stephe_22 @PootPoot Oh shit a Disney adult in the wild

@extralefty @PootPoot You must be new here. Look up ballpark Princess, this is what Preston does.

Ballpark Princess giveaway has started at Dodger Stadium. Today I’m drawing Dodgers Princess Peach with Yoshi!!! After I finish this sketch, I’ll share my seat location and the first to find me will get the sketch for free!!!!

@eyehvspoken @justcuuper

@extralefty @justcuuper We’ve always been here. You’re the one who’s late.