Floppy Pete

OK. So Helen’s beauty sparks a war. Athena is a strategic goddess guiding Odysseus. Penelope embodies clever loyalty. Circe turns men into pigs, which frankly is still the most realistic female character arc in literature. Calypso traps the hero on an island for seven years. Cassandra can literally see the future but nobody listens, making her the first woman in recorded history to experience a meeting. The Sirens weaponize music. Nausicaa saves Odysseus when he washes up naked and useless. Andromache gives one of the most devastating anti-war speeches in the Iliad. Hecuba is basically the emotional wreckage of empire in human form. Aphrodite starts half the problems in Western civilization by being hot and petty. Hera is running divine opposition research. Thetis gets Zeus involved because Achilles is having a workplace dispute. But apart from Helen, Athena, Penelope, Circe, Calypso, Cassandra, the Sirens, Nausicaa, Andromache, Hecuba, Aphrodite, Hera, and Thetis... WHAT HAS HOMER EVER DONE TO GIVE FEMALE CHARACTERS ATTENTION?

@Cetravision @shoe0nhead "It is possible to make no mistakes and still lose. That is life." That hit me hard.

@floppy_pete @shoe0nhead Literally, I spent more time watching TNG than I did paying attention in high-school. So many good lessons.

@TheNitrateReel Yeah... They found Troy...

Dunkirk and Oppenheimer are based on historical events. While The Illiad and The Odyssey are based on mythical fantasy. Sit your goofy ass down.

@Cetravision @shoe0nhead One of the best fictional role models

@shoe0nhead Shoe, we're so far gone that this man is now considered a fascist nazi.

@RachelT1722 @Vegas2WallSt Fair point on the Israel thing. But you couldn't beat us when all we had were muskets and a whole lot of "fuck you". Who lost 80% of their fighting force in a single battle again???

@Vegas2WallSt You didn't. You couldn't even beat Vietnam or Somalian warlords and relied on NATO post 9/11 for stupid middle eastern wars 🥴 You let Israel bully you!!!

You're 250 years old? That's cute, mighty England will be 1,099 years old on the 12th July 🥴

@RachelT1722 @KovalMosure The ratio speaks for itself...

@KovalMosure "Aid" that we paid for 🤦‍♀️ crap Equipment that was useless but typically Yanks, anything for a $ As for the "you'd be speaking German" you lot act like you were the only ones in Europe 🤦‍♀️ Britain beat Nazis in the air before you got attacked by the Japanese & joined the war!

@RachelT1722 @BrandoKraven We have @davidgoggins and chuds like me and, better than me. We negate the fat bitches. It's a balancing act.

@BrandoKraven Americans!

@MrBeast 4 hunnid and forty nine thousand.

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

@RinoTheBouncer Sony.

What will it be?🚀

@Sofia50020Sofia I hope you never have to find out.

in what situation would a kid need this?

@kick @Asmongold Gotta disagree in the console space. They up-charge from consoles with a DVD slot. It's about affordability, not caring. Finding a sale makes a huge difference as well.

asmongold spitting facts about physical media

@brandon_Nemeth @clerpatriot ...Combat scenarios, bro. Combat. Different rules. Are you a bot?

@clerpatriot Someone really needs to call out Shawn for this! I only listened for 9 seconds and knew right away. All NAVY Seals go through TCCC. If a team member was shot in the neck Shawn would be the 1st person to know what to do!

Candace is retarded and Shawn Ryan should be ashamed of himself for not correcting her dumba$$ comments!

@TammieMcDonal17 @clerpatriot ... How? What does a SEAL know about it?

@clerpatriot Shawn Ryan was a fing navy seal! He knows what she’s saying it total bs

@clerpatriot We're taught in first aid to give CPR and AED until first responders take over... I'm not saying shit about the person btw. I've given CPR to a dude that shot himself in the head ... Because that's what we're taught. Only Dr.s can pronounce someone dead...

@Jvnior One is a choice. The other is oppression.

This is the question of the year. Repost it.

@JaeGamez Nah, I forget the name for some reason But it's the one where you swap between regular SM and symbiote SM. It's the one you have to fight wolverine in.

Nah, Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 is objectively the best Spider-Man game.

@Septic_Sauce And, we're here for it. Gleefully.

Xbox fans next week

This 3D booth in China scans you in 10 seconds and prints a mini version of you

@ObsoleteSony I would LOVE a pair of those

The future came and went, just like that.