Jeff Craig (find me at dice.camp/@foxxtrot)

I'm also going to start cross-posting to Mastadon, using @foxxtrot@mstdn.social

@joshtpm I don't know what you're talking about, Josh. It's not like the Trump admin wasn't well know for constantly lying to the public.

Now China is running the pentagon

@Arumi_kai I went to the zoo a few weeks ago. I saw a baguette in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity.

Technically, it’s possible to destroy a vampire with a French baguette. But the process is painstaking.

@fodderyfodder I've never had a mortgage lender not try to talk me into taking on more debt than I wanted to.

@IwriteOK Roiland always needed more talented writers in the room to make his wacky shit work. Nothing will be lost in this change.

@BriannaWu I haven't played, but based on this video, the issue I'm having isn't even the writing, but the way in which it's edited. Really feels like it needed to be tightened up a bit.

Gonna be straight with y’all about #Forspoken. You could find wildly cringe dialogue in almost any AAA game. This is not even in the top 100 worst things I’ve heard. The increased scrutiny of this game is obviously because it’s a black woman protagonist.

@FlaniganColette @BriannaWu Right Wing Culture Warriors tend not to do much reading.

@BriannaWu So this woman reads zero feminist writers. Amazing

There is literally no mainstream feminist that has any issue with women who want to be caregivers. None. This is a right-wing persecution fantasy.

@Chescht @MitchyD You know full well that "lay-offs" in this context refers to mass lay-offs, not cases of letting individuals go.

@MitchyD Realistically, not always. There’s definitely people who don’t pull their weight.

@ZaneGTCooper I really want to know what the internal conversation that valued Hitler at 10x Marx looked like.

@BeauTFC The interesting question: Do you think that the Long Island GOP's calls for him to resign are legitimate or just trying to publicly save face? Obviously McCarthy won't ask him to resign, since he's likely be replaced with a Dem by the NY Gov, and Long Island GOP has to know that.

Inbox: "Are you going to talk about the new George Santos allegations?" Unlikely. To me, that's as newsworthy as finding out he played soccer while he was down there.

Weird. When I went to the butcher this evening to get my 212oz steak, Luigi had tears in his eyes from laughing because he'd been overcharging somebody and gave me my order for free. Then we had M&Ms and everyone clapped.

What would they even put in a Trump presidential library??

@CollinRugg Do you keep a visitor log of every person who visits your home?

BREAKING: No visitor logs exist for Biden’s Delaware home where classified documents were stashed. What is he trying to hide?

@BriannaWu My wife has never seen ET, and I genuinely don't understand how that's possible.

@racoon_dogg @Dan_Arrows Their mugshots are still usually published, which isn't much better.

The fact that U.S. media is just allowed to publish the full name AND picture of an uncharged suspect is crazy to me.

@DevinCow Nah, Don Jr has never had an important job. Total Rest-and-Vester.

“ people who get important jobs with no experience”

@HilaryShhh @siouxnr @NotABigJerk I'm in no way opposed to Raw Milk, but yeah, it carries with it way more health risk than any alternative milk.

@NotABigJerk What is "fake milk"? Does he just mean nut milks?

@NataliaAntonova A Waffle House would be more organized.

Is this Congress or a Waffle House smdh

@snarkysub @DartTechMStudio @DartTechStudios Kids are the tool, not the reason, in this case.

@DartTechMStudio @DartTechStudios Jesus fucking christ. Always in the name of protecting kids, yet I guarantee they’d leave their kids alone with a group of priests.

Sorry #Louisiana.

@alex Snowing a few hours north in Manchester. You'll get some, I bet.

Is it going to snow today in providence or not cmon