Franco “Crankshaft” Rockwell

@localburnergirl Bags and Shooters thank you very much

in light of the dialect quiz, i have two more submissions for discussion

@peripheraljane Not as much as my vas deferens

@francocranks Your back must hurt

Wow WHY IS EVERYONE LOSING THEIR UNDERGARMENTS IN THE GYM LOT?!

@sackjockey These haters don’t know the elite vibes of everyone being high in the car

Prepare yourself New Orleans, I’m coming

@ochodrinko85 This guy gets it

I’m done pretending like I enjoy espresso martinis - they suck. 22 bucks for a shitty dessert cocktail after a mediocre steak-frites? No, not anymore. How about another beer and a normal espresso on the side. Is that OK? I’m furious and writhing in remorse. Never again.

@2beers2hungover I’m so lonely please pick me

I’m almost at 600 already I’m going to fly one of you out and fuck you all night

@iheartcamward First ever ex got married a few months ago, that shit really throws you for a fucking loop

Guy I used to talk to just got engaged it’s officially so over for me

@FurrStayFlowin #yourenofun

@francocranks No

@AlphonsUnem Gotta be one of the worst takes I’ve ever seen on Twitter.com

I don't really like BBQ brisket that much

@EastCoastClyde I know a pesticide applicator when I see one

Boss got me working on Juneteenth

@BigTay667 Congrats, what a monumental moment

OMG 420 NO MORE FOLLOWERS EVER AGAIN

@Maryjane_hydr Or break something that you didn’t mean to break

When ur mad as hell so u go to like kick something or hit something but it hurts like a bitch so now ur just pissed and feel retarded

@MikeMogr Ken Burns civil war doc is so fire

Wow, goodnight. Civil war doc after bar. Yea I pull for sure man.

@booneshow99 So fucking cooked

@mikeebtwanghaf Need some natty v10 in my life

Car dox for 40 followers❤️.

@EdwardJRburns @hooosierdaddy67 Brian, phenomenal work, gave me a real good belly laugh, hope your weekend is top notch - Crankshaft

@hooosierdaddy67 How long did it take for the guy to cum 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hooosierdaddy67 do you remember your first blowjob

I love eating box.

@peteg69420 @RufusSeymo85 Yeah I saw that a couple days ago had to take a peek for myself too, hated every second of that

@RufusSeymo85 Alright I just went through and gave it a skim. Sweetie fox is triple T and that was one of the strangest porn videos I’ve ever seen in my life. Was barely hard, 3.5/10 would not recommend

We’ve completely lost the game what the fuck is this

@formerlyrando @NikeAM95 Banana

@NikeAM95 Beedo beedo

The wife just started a fight w me because I said I didn’t want to see the new minions movie in theaters with her. She said it’s “really important to her” and she needs me to “care about her passions.” What the hell? #whatdatmean