long carl

@barstoolspringb @nickysmokess Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dollars spent putting this week together and THIS is the superb content they provide Man! Aren’t we lucky?!

.@nickysmokess breaks down how he lost his virginity & why he doesn’t trust blonde girls

@BarstoolBigCat @_therealSGA @barstoolspringb @RonnyDoitche Dan you spit in the face of KB, Titus, and the rest of us Yak fans sending our guy home. At least we get our two days of Mintzy!! #SoftOnCrime

@_therealSGA @barstoolspringb @RonnyDoitche x.com/stoolpresident…

Big Cat has informed @RonnyDoitche that he will be going home.

@barstoolspringb Fuck dude. Maybe Doitche should’ve done some handstands and summersaults, didn’t know this was the bar for quality content!

Unc’s got hops

@barstoolspringb Absolutely electric content Nicky!

So much to unpack here

@barstoolspringb @nickysmokess @stoolpresidente Only reason you shined is because of the dynamic with Annika last summer. Now that she’s gone no one will give a fuck about you picking up chicks.

.@nickysmokess reaction to Annika being taken off spring break house by @stoolpresidente

@stoolpresidente @kingkrabbyp “Don’t want the employee on a friend vacation” meanwhile you let Mintzy galavant across the country on your dime.

Breaking: @kingkrabbyp will be coming home tomorrow. Who should replace her?

@TigerDilly2 @RakestrawNick @nickysmokess @W_B_Rick Mention numbers. Which is the point of this debate. Then changes the argument to accolades. You are a fucking idiot.

@RakestrawNick @nickysmokess @W_B_Rick Shut up

“Jordan would average 18 a game in today’s nba” a @W_B_Rick

@W_B_Rick @shadybiev Just an absolute disingenuous take. SGA lives in the midrange averaging 30. You think the greatest scorer of all time would have trouble adjusting?

@shadybiev Those midrange fadeaways getting sent into the 300 sections by the 7 foot freaks playing today

I cannot be held accountable for anything I say while glazing and admiring LeBron’s greatness

@MrPatMineo This guys isn’t Captain America. Gotta win gold first.

Captain America calls out 4x NFL Pro-Bowl Offensive Lineman Tristan Wirfs of the Bucs, and he accepts! Wirfs was a 2017 Iowa 2A State Champion at Heavyweight. 💪🏼 #RAF07

@ChicagoStation Please don’t lump this antisemite in with us rational fans

Most normal Iowa fan

@M4rcieBandwidth @ChicagoStation Most Iowa fans don’t actually go to the school. It’s all the inbred muppets who were too dumb to make it in the university.

@ChicagoStation Funny enough the University of Iowa itself is a lib-ass school

Roll Tide 🌊

@VivaLaStool @stoolbeachhouse @BFW @mostlysports @barstoolsports @RealCGriff @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings @clubtrillion

“All I want in my life is our sweet baby boy Connor Griffin to be on @stoolbeachhouse… I simply want to put him on a beach in the middle of summer for a full day and watch that sunburn kick his fuckin ass” -@BFW

@VivaLaStool @BFW @ohiotate @mostlysports @clubtrillion @RealCGriff @EBoKnowss @TJHitchings @Blutman27 @barstoolsports Hilarious that Brandon got STEAMING mad a Dante calling him a charity case, But has no problem calling Tate a nobody. Kind of hypocritical

👀 @BFW and @ohiotate going at it!

@CollegeFBPortal Shouldn’t you delete the prior tweet involving misinformation? You fucking LEECH

CORRECTION: The player did NOT go through a grueling workout. The player did a speed rep after going through a dynamic warmup*

NEW: A UNI football player collapsed during a grueling workout. Reports share that a Northern Iowa player suffered a heart attack during an offseason workout. Prayers to him and his family 🙏

@djvlad Can confirm. Via the @NSAGov ALL of this is fabricated.

I have a confession. Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan. They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory. And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album. They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot. The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part. The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that. The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia. Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances. I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

@mr_orero Cry about it pussyyy

@fiendformojitos Realism. In a show. Built in a universe where there is magic and dragon flying around.

Minor critique but I do wish “realistic” medieval shows would not do this kind of choreography it doesn’t look good

@VivaLaStool @stoolsalesguy @Return_Of_RB Rico has a mintzy build from behind

“Doesn’t Gruden do this?” One question from @stoolsalesguy derailed the entire unboxing for @Return_Of_RB

@KiDCuDi Never knew Jim Jones even had a version or verse of this. Anyone saying he made you is a moron

Had to address the madness on my IG. I been quiet letting people try and rewrite history and im done w that.