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@missus_wormy personally i've found heating my lash curler with a lighter, letting it cool until it's like barely warm, curling and then immediately doing mascara keeps them up a little bit!

@gurlcryptid im probably just giving up and letting them be, they’ve won the war

I was born cursed with these stupid eyelashes that grow underneath my eyelashes that I constantly have to pluck out

put your fucking ukulele down and go piss on a cop

you're all boots n hat, cowboy

youve heard of labubu johnson, now get ready for expresso martin

sorry doesn't cut it i need you dead

a lot of us were placed into peoples lives to show them what real genuine unconditional love is and for them to truly grasp that, they gotta lose you.

it feels good to not pay attention to the news

the first time i posted this i learned that not everyone calls this method shake n bake and that's how i realized my dad wasnt normal

how to make meth in a 2L mtn dew bottle.

please, call me expresso. mr. martin was my father

john stamos' full name is pee

stop taking it all so seriously, cowboy

i have a bow too

i have a bow too

i love quentin totino movie . purple friction

no bra, no panties 🤣 #LMAO

@m_anjaa0 @sourpyuss girl paint him

@sourpyuss Anal hella good im just scared ill have to shit or something bruh

One of my fav parts of anal is the fact the pussy is like sorta just wet and neglected like omg

@cassiee1919 he took a baddie out, got treated as such, and was upset because he wishes he was the baddie. why won't these men date men?

does ANYTHING please them?