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@mark14009 @esjesjesj @ScottPresler Fair on the second point but if you can explain to me how someone without a social security number can file taxes I’ll concede the whole reply

@halal_trapper77 @esjesjesj @ScottPresler Even if that was true, which it's not, that being the "worst criminals" is clinically insane

HOLY COW HOLY COW BREAKING NEWS We’ve been going over the list of illegal aliens arrested by the Department of Homeland Security & just found ANOTHER illegal alien that has been voting in our elections. The worst criminals in our country ARE voting!

@jennmelondies About $1025

deadass if you were given $1 for every pokemon you can name, how much money you making?

Most people my age are buying discretionary shit for themselves once a week; that’s what’s killing your savings. If you make less than 10k a month and don’t consider DoorDash a luxury good you’re fucking insane and deserve every financial ill that comes to you.

I’ve gotta say as an employed Gen Z the alarmism about life being unaffordable is just not true. I went to college, I’ve been at my firm for eight years, turned down offers with higher pay and better titles in favor of gaining experience. I can afford rent and max my 401k.

@esjesjesj Oh so now this is a valid insult?

Off topic but it is wild that the most anti immigrant president in American history is married to an immigrant who legitimately can’t speak fucking English

@fwtimini Yeah, I’m very aware that the majority of my generation doesn’t have ambition or a thought in their head and is perfectly content to travel, eat, and watch TikTok instead of work and call it “self-fulfillment.” Lmao hit the oil rig you lazy fuck

This economy needs to understand that we are not our parents. I’m not staying at a 9-5 job for 30 plus years.

@PeakHobby These started printing in like the last three months and you can master a set that’s been out of print for two decades for the price of one of these cards. Get back to me in five years; we’ve barely had time for these to correct to their real value

Weekly Performance of the "Big 4" of the Mega Evolution Era: Mega Gengar, Mega Charizard, Pikachu ex, Mega Dragonite Doesn't look good for those rooting for their downfall after Release

@AdamZiz Best trainer card oat

so you grew up watching pokemon and you *dont* have this card? make it make sense 7 years old and a PSA 10 is about $150

In full recognition of the fact that I’m old and don’t have much business playing video games anymore, my nephew whipped out Minecraft for us at Easter and I can confirm that this game is lame as fuck now and the devs lost the plot like 8 years ago

@washingtonpost Nice redirection attempt. Terms like goyslop hit the mainstream a while ago and we’re not going back no matter how many millions you throw behind your blatant propaganda campaign

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@THEPOKEPLATEAU In all fairness to the beauty of vintage this is actually kind of a gem amongst the slop we’ve gotten in the modern era

Every single other Gengar card ever made has better artwork than this card.

Women are like “I want to read 50 books this year” and they’re all “How to Say F*ck You to Anxiety”

"psychadelic" niggas will look you straight in the eyes and tell you that they are enlightened by sitting on a couch high as a kite while playing with a gatorade bottle

@RealDianeYap Valid take Diane

I hear this a lot, that "Women require an emotional connection for sex. Men require sex for an emotional connection." But it isn't true. Men are most romantic before you've even had sex with them a single time. Maybe the answer is to never have sex with them.

@esjesjesj @ScottPresler They don’t pay taxes and disproportionately extract taxpayer funds from public service, to name one thing

@ScottPresler How are they the worst criminal in the country. What crime did they commit that makes them the worst

“I don’t do politics” well now you doing 5 dollar gas nigga

@_gdaymate Women’s humor be like 😂😂😂😂 AI slop 😂😂😂😂 Black woman gif 😂😂😂😂

men’s humour be like 😂😂😂😂😂 swastika 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pokemon is not something you hold in 2026. If you have paid more than $500 for a raw, modern card, I’m sorry to tell you my friend but you bought at the top of a bubble and you’re going to be peddling your inventory to me at a loss within 24 months

@scruffycitytv As much as I shit on modern designs I actually fw this card. Overvalued as fuck so every day I thank God I just pulled it in an ETB and don’t have to think about it ever again.

Maybe it’s a hot take. As a huge Gengar fan, I absolutely hate this card. It just doesn’t look like Gengar to me at all. Maybe a Temu Haunter.