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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

An Airbnb owner will list a 6 bedroom home perfect for entertaining with an outdoor kitchen, a pool and say “absolutely no guests, gatherings or parties.”

Normalize ignoring rude people. They hate that.

I hate grown adults who look down on other grown adults’ hobbies and interests. If you’re a boring person with no hobbies, just say that.

Losing weight can dramatically change your appearance. Even losing just 10 lbs can make a huge difference.

Introverts who most likely won’t find the love of their life because they rarely leave the house, please gather here.

Being 35 is genuinely a weird age because 15 years ago, you were just 20, and 15 years from now, you’ll be 50. WTF.

I can tell I’ve gotten old…… because seeing people speed through neighbourhoods really pisses me off.

They really put all that oil on your feet after a pedicure knowing you came in wearing flip-flops. Now I’m ice skating to the car.

What do you mean you’re not ready for a relationship? We literally met on a dating app.

At this age, according to what I had planned for my future, I should be starting to help the poor. Not joining them.

If you can’t afford deodorant, please Steal.

Arab perfumes are so crazy man. The entire street knows you've arrived.😭😭

Being gifted perfume will never go unappreciated. I love that stuff.

You all are very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I've had my phone on silent for like five years.

Hey, so like, using AI images in a real estate listing should be illegal.

One permanent fear I have is that my house might smell bad and I wouldn't know because I've gotten used to it.

@UTDTrey Let me boy just score a brace in the final and win the world cup ... Omg 😭😂😂😂

Football is crazy man, Yamal hasn’t even been Spain’s best player. Rodri, Cucurella, Oyarzabal, Porro, Cubarsi have all been better but guess who’s gonna get all the glory and attention if they win the World Cup? 😂😂😂

@Adikastakes A very simple question Who should win it then?

Yamal has not even been a Top 5 player for Spain at this World Cup. Rodri, Cubarsi, Cucurella, Oyazarbal, Olmo and Porro have all been better. So how is he supposed to be the favorite for the ballon D’or based on winning the World Cup? This is a scam!

I'm old enough to remember when buying a ticket meant just buying a ticket, not downloading an app, creating an account, verifying your email, and sacrificing a goat.

I want to develop a connection with someone who understands the reasons behind my quietness throughout the day. Not someone who gets upset because I'm behaving differently.