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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

I cannot control my facial expressions 😭 If you’re irritating me, you’re definitely going to see it on my face.

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

College parties are great: You're taking shots with future doctors and the next Supreme Court judge is throwing up in the bathroom.

@utdreport Ronaldo swears that lifting the World Cup is not an achievement 😭😭😭😭

Matheus Cunha’s family celebrating when his name was announced in Brazil’s World Cup squad 🥹❤️

@FabrizioRomano Pep is leaving

🚨 Enzo Maresca remains the clear top candidate to become next Manchester City manager, if/when Pep leaves. Timing only depends on Guardiola — but #MCFC see Maresca as ideal candidate. Italian clubs also keen, nothing signed but clear plan by City. 🎥➕ youtu.be/FZ1tVLGBByY?si…

@FabrizioRomano He has to stay

🚨 Hansi Flick on keeping João Cancelo: “It’s not easy but Deco is on it”. “Everyone can see what Cancelo has given us in the last matches. I really appreciate him a lot”. “He's a fantastic player, and I appreciate him a lot”.

@FabrizioRomano “For me” He is leaving 😭😭😭

🚨 Hansi Flick on Raphinha linked with Saudi move: “Raphinha STAYS”. “Raphinha is unbelievable. At this level, he's one of our most important players. For me, he stays here for many years. I'm happy to have him back”.

@tobiisznn No truer words

The lesson is simple. If you want to move to a higher level of life, you have to be willing to let go of some of your old ways of thinking and being and adopt new ones. The results will eventually speak for themselves.

3 days can't stand: 1. Monday. 2. The day after Sunday. 3. Today.

I love how WhatsApp stickers are enough to end a conversation without saying much at all.

People don't understand that it can REALLY be you: homeless, sick, depressed, no job... literally anything unfortunate can happen in the blink of an eye. Life is crazy like that. Always stay humble and be grateful.

Adult life? Very expensive, very tired, very busy, very stressed. I don't know what to say.

i love being sent music, like you really thought about me when you heard this.

Do you ever touch your laundry when you think it’s dry and ask: “Are you just cold or are you wet?”

Apparently, the secret to life is just having gratitude towards God all the time.

So many doors will open when you realise it’s okay to start over.

As much as I hate paying bills, I thank God every day that I’m even in the position to take care of myself.

In your 20s, you’ll be tempted to prove your success to everyone. It’s crucial to resist putting on a show for an audience that’s not you.

Life is now so serious that when money enters your account, you don't celebrate; you just start solving problems.

Personally, being ignored triggers me very, very badly.