Haley Roberts

@HashiCorp tf cloud is down lol can u update the status page so my boss knows im not slacking off

Instagram asked me to do a survey and they are literally having an existential crisis

PM who infiltrated the dev only slack channel to understand how the project is *really* going twitter.com/Yoda4ever/stat…

everything OK babe? you’ve barely touched the newest JS framework

@BigLeagz you got me there

my biggest struggle as an engineer is that i have no idea how to spell environment. i had to google the spelling just for this tweet. like, WHO IS RON?

@kevinjcall Is it Giuseppe???

Neighborhood restaurant knows me as guy who orders the same thing on the same day at approximately the same time every week 🙃

@gill_kyle This is genuinely hilarious, I tweeted this on a whim and truly did not expect the chaotic results

@haley_codes Hi Hayleey I am siryy, wgat helped me was my friend Pedro 081 on Facebook he telped me get my account Send dm to Pedro 0811

I am actively watching my sister-in-law’s Facebook be hacked by refreshing her page over and over and I am disappointed that I don’t know how to trace their IP :(

@parkerawilliams @BeeenRoberts @bloomtech A company called ScopeAR. He’s actually a little more Solutions, sort of like you!

@haley_codes @BeeenRoberts @bloomtech Where did he get hired on to?

Everyone say congrats @BeeenRoberts because he started his first engineering job today!! He successfully made the switch to tech!! @bloomtech

I hear the tech correction is so bad that ml startups are back to linear regression

she's a 10, but she still has to google how to generate a date in milliseconds in python (it's me) #python #softwareengineer #doyouthinkmybosswillfindthis

@parkerawilliams github.com/mathiasbynens/… it's not quite using emojis AS regex, but rather matching emojis WITH regex.

@haley_codes Please share

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A REPO FOR EMOJI REGEX???

i am the captain now

@BeeenRoberts is looking for an entry level full stack job after switching careers with @bloomtech! if anyone knows of an open position, lmk and i'll pass the message along. I feel really lucky to be in tech and excited that Ben has made the switch!! #SoftwareEngineer #fullstack

when I interned at @PetSmart I was listening to music and a song had a dog barking in the background and I freaked out bc I thought it was a real dog right behind me bc everyone could bring their dogs to the corporate office. this is the only thing i miss about non-remote work

if you're looking for a PR review, send this meme I just made to another engineer, guaranteed review in a matter of minutes #SoftwareEngineering #github #prrequest