HapaHilo

Give me on good reason you wouldn't date Sarah. You know she is hot and just won't admit it.

@AntiLeftMemes The amount of effort the UK police put into not looking after their own citizens should be studied

The UK is demanding extradition to jail American citizens for posts online. 🚨 What is your reaction?

@vxylily Being trans

MEN: be brutally honest, what really makes a woman instantly UNATTRACTIVE

@ViralVideos That looks like the bag I use to pick up my dogs shit

Balenciaga is going viral again, this time for selling a yellow plastic bag, they call a “handbag” for $1,790.00… insanity.

@RinoTheBouncer $100m is a lot of money But money isn't everything

What will you choose, gamer?🚀

@vxylily Writhe in pleasure

What’s the correct way to handle the situation

@govt_corrupt Last time I talked to my parents about politics, it consisted of deprogramming several years of CNN propaganda. I think my dad has finally come around but my mom is still in denial

My dad said to me today that MAGA is a cult and Trump is destroying America. This is from the guy who voted for Trudeau 3x, then Carney, and gets angry at anyone who talks bad about the Liberals. It’s truly amazing.

@saniyafatma1278 Looks pretty nice, could be worse

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@ThrillaRilla369 About 8 years ago, my wife got me a track package for my birthday where I had to drive a manual It took about a minute before muscle memory kicked it but once it did, I had a blast 🏎️

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@Geniustechw Gravity

What is preventing you from being able to do this?

@ThrillaRilla369 I ate it anyway But I made sure to tell her how to make it better for the next time

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@susiefreathy @itsqail

@hapahilo @itsqail Thanks for trying

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road: 1. Teslas (all clueless) 2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers) 3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled) 4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

@SolJakey Engagement ring?

I just made a very big purchase One of my most retarded ones ever Take a guess

@TechOperator Meaningless until you realize what "average intelligence" looks like Then it becomes frightening

Did you know that half the population has below-average intelligence?

@WomenBeingAwful Until something breaks and needs fixing or a stuck jar needs opening

@sirceen Most likely 📉 The DATs haven't yet reached capitulation

Prepare yourself for the generational bottom We’ve all been hoping and praying for

@Clark10x Crypto is an attention game Attention is focused elsewhere

Last bear market everyone was grinding to build connections and joining Spaces to stay in tune with the market to find opportunities There was still a strong sense of "community" for those of us left That feeling is completely gone now. Where is everyone?

@OneBadDude_ That log was definitely pre-split, zero doubt

Liberal dude wearing a mask questions if conservative men are really stronger than liberal men as he splits wood. Watching him swing an axe proves exactly the opposite of what he’s trying to. I wouldn’t be surprised if the log was split before recording

@gothburz Repeat after me: It's better to be early than sidelined. It's better to be early than sidelined. It's better to be early than sidelined.

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.