Mr. Poon - Comanche Indian

@mattvanswol @BoringBiz_ 6) People have become insufferable wretches and simply aren't worth putting your peace in a wood chipper.

Let’s discuss why… I’ll start with my assumptions: 1) We start “life” later. College/career delays marriage/kids from 20s to 30s. 2) Housing is insanely expensive. 3) Religious pressure to marry literally dissapeared. No more community pressure to pair up. 4) Dating apps gave 100% of female attention to 10% of men. Average dudes get essentially nothing, average women get attention from guys they won’t commit to. Vicious cycle. 5) iPhone killed 3rd places. Church, small town sports leagues, bars, neighborhood hangout. The organic ways people met are all gone. There are more, but these are the biggest in my view.

Americans married by age 30 1975 > Women 91.0% > Men 81.0% 1985 > Women 77.5% > Men 67.7% 1995 > Women 64.0% > Men 54.4% 2005 > Women 50.5% > Men 41.1% 2015 > Women 37.0% > Men 27.8% 2025 > Women 25.6% > Men 16.5% The stats are depressing and has no end in sight

@PalmerLuckey I get 10 spam calls a day

It is time for the United States Postal Service to ban junk mail. Unsolicited spam calls are already prohibited by the FCC. Emails are heavily regulated by the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003. Junk mail is the majority of mail, 100 million trees per year. Enough!

@TheFigen_ How long till she hears, "you're not my mom!"

Reach family. Dad gave the family the best memories.

@MensHumor Been there

*raises hand

@KurtSchlichter So apprently the fast food eaters are the ones that need drugged to control themselves. Makes perfect sense.

One in eight Americans is on Ozempic.

@TaraBull "Can I get more beans?" Dead eyes scoops 3 pinto beans on spoon "A little more?" Scoops 2 more beans "Ah fuck it"

Chipotle CEO promises: "No team member will say NO if you ask for more food" Me testing their policy:

@peterrhague Bullshit. Chemically starving people is not the answer. One shot? Try one shot over and over for the rest of your life. Disaster in the making.

You have to understand something about all the Ozempic scare stories - the entire weight loss industry is in meltdown right now. They made bank selling crap that didn’t work which you kept buying because it didn’t work and you blamed yourself. A one shot medical fix ruins them.

@Max11089 @Mangan150 A protein fragment that acts as a drug

@heesinator @Mangan150 Haha it's a freaking peptide. Do you even have a clue what that is

It's gotten so pathetic out there that both mainstream healthcare and fitness influencers have convinced masses of people that you need drugs to get lean, fit, and strong.

@LeahRain77 Hell no

Here’s a nice dose of vertigo or exhilaration , depending on your personality type. Why are there are no guard rails on this treacherous road? This is Pikes Peak in Colorado.. have any of you ever driven on this?

@nypost It's an admission that you can't control yourself. It's like buying a gold medal and calling yourself a winner.

People who lose weight on Ozempic are viewed worse than people who don't lose weight at all: study trib.al/5JhdcWm

@OneOutOf4 This is retarded. Cringe retarded.

I went to see Andrew Dice Clay in the early 90’s in Lowell, MA. He was pretty big back then. This is the routine that got Andrew Dice Clay banned from MTV in 1989 😂

@CoachDanGo Except GLP weight loss looks like shit and I immediately lose respect for who takes it.

With the innovations with GLP-1's and medical technology we're about to enter into a golden era of attractive people.

@RuiterWrongFAN So on pace for 3.5

Evan Mobley has matched his rebound total from Game 2 with 9:32 to play in the first half. #Cavs

@JoshuaBarzon Peptides off the internet

Name something you trust more than the government.

@zachflipspages Just started yesterday

Alright update. 550 pages in to the count of Monte cristo. Unputdownable. Not even lying.

@BowTiedYukon Can somebody give her a spot?

Somebody come get this fat lady

@NFL_DovKleiman Simple answer....curtains

Terrible: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was warned about the stadium's blinding sun issue but insisted he wanted an indoor stadium with an outdoor aesthetic. Nothing short of utter incompetence 🤦‍♂️

@Rainmaker1973 How retarded

Tough mudder’s electroshock therapy is a Mudder obstacle that involves running through a field of live wires dangling from a rectangular frame, delivering a 10,000-volt electric shock to participants. [📹 bartakovics]

@HansAmato What do you take as a maintenance dose?

Aspirin was developed to treat pain. Nobody expected it to also: → Lower cortisol and stress amplification → Enhance T3 uptake into cells (you run warmer, more pro-metabolic) → Oppose estrogen dominance in men and women → Lower iron via aspirin metabolites that chelate excess iron → Reduce prostaglandins (the drivers of pain, swelling, and hormonal imbalance) → Protect against lipid peroxidation → Improve erectile function through better blood flow → Show therapeutic potential against multiple cancers → Improve skin quality → Support liver fat reduction I did a 4g daily megadose experiment. Ferritin dropped. Inflammation dropped. Warmth improved. For a headache pill, it does a lot of things nobody talks about. It's the most accidentally powerful drug in your medicine cabinet.