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@Kachidey4you Wow, the 3 dollars million pot Jack. Guy lucky

Just when he was about to give up, his phone made him extremely rich

@CrazyDaysPoster Logan Paul/blood money football

Saturday, March 21, 2026 Blind Item #1 I'm guessing they are not testing for coke in that new league the wrestler joined.

@stoolpresidente In the head. And I haven’t been to bed. Far across the western ocean I must wander

I’m sick

@camskattebo5 Hi Cam’s agents and PR people

I recently did an interview and had a lapse in judgment, which resulted in me making a tasteless joke about CTE and asthma. It was never my intention to downplay the seriousness of head injuries or asthma. I sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by my remarks, and I assure you that I’ll be more mindful and respectful going forward. Much love !!!

@MJMcKean Amazing

Yes, we dress like this for every anniversary, not just our twenty seventh. Barry opts for nudity, predictably enough.

@samstein Mmmm it only transports matter?????

He's right about teleporting

@sondraa Those no name whodafuckisdat guys always dominate the Yankees. Since I was a kid rooting for this new guy mattingly.

Group date with me as the Bachelorette: we go see the Yankees play vs a rookie pitcher with a high ERA while doing the 999 challenge

@GeraldoRivera It’s about making it significantly harder for people that won’t vote for you, to vote. You have to know this dude are you that obtuse ?

@GeraldoRivera That defeats the purpose of Closing dmvs and other govt offices , making it much harder to get id’s Requiring ID to vote Get with the program dude. This is t about making sure the 10-12 people per state that vote illegally (usually repubs)

Photo ID should be facilitated by the government -and provided to every American citizen -free of charge -available at any government office -principally DMV’s. -free.

Insane: Kevin Hart had to break up a fight between Gronk and Logan Paul at the flag football press conference. "I'm gonna beat your a** and all your brothers a**'s." These two truly hate each other...🫣😳

@CMacWFAN Joe torre

All it took was the Red Sox bunting on the first pitch Cole has thrown since surgery to get me to completely forget the WBC and fired up for the real season

@AdamKinzinger @BrendanCarrFCC High praise from Carr, a man in his 70s who’s seen a lot of males in his decades

Not in any way creepy. Maybe he’ll date you @BrendanCarrFCC

@tomcolicchio Checked on home heating oil lately?. $5 a gallon, so long as you can get 200 gallons. Upwards of $6 of you can only afford a small amount

All the fisherman flying Trump flags this is going to be a hell of an expensive season. Is this what you voted for?

Good to be inside my old friend

@BraddrofliT @HeatherK9070

This is the face of the MAGA party.

@leftypol_org What I think she looks great now

kinda crazy that there was a point when Laura loomer looked normal

@IanBegley The arena that hosted a nazi rally in 1939 and a trump rally that called Puerto Rico floating garbage last year? No way,……..

Madison Square Garden is launching a “Thank you, NYPD” campaign to support NYPD employees and their families. James Dolan, executive chairman & CEO of MSG Entertainment: “There are times in our culture today when the dissenter’s voice is louder than that of the majority. Such is the case with law enforcement, and in particular, the NYPD. Cries of ‘defund the police’ and other negative statements do not reflect the true feelings of New Yorkers. If that is what our cops are hearing and no one steps up to say otherwise, that can be disheartening. This concert to say, ‘Thank You, NYPD’ is designed to let our police know that we New Yorkers need, respect and appreciate their effort and service. It is not political. Just a sincere ‘thank you’ to our men and women in blue. New York would not be New York without you! Enjoy the show and know that we appreciate you.”

@BadFoxGraphics @MariaBartiromo She’s just trying to figure out how to blame numbers on Biden

There should be a word or phrase for Maria Bartiromo’s reactions to bad Trump economic data Bartiruhoh! West Side Worry Money Honey Stunney

@MAGACult2 Used to love Breuer, but this is a dude now who looks up at planes in the sky and sees poison trailing behind them. He’s gone gone and he ain’t coming back

Jim, I love the idea of us uniting together. We are just going to need you to admit you were wrong and profusely apologize first and it feels like you keep wanting to skip that step. WE WILL NEVER SKIP THAT STEP.