@shimmyloco @User_6788 I think we need to protect him from this one. She breaking the crazy chart.
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Hamish Mitchell
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Hamish Mitchell
@Hmitchell
Living the dream in South Africa • Golf • Rugby • Photography 🇨🇦 🇿🇦
South Africa 가입일 Aralık 2018
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@Hmitchell Why is @User_6788 always in the wrong place at the wrong time
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Parents who let their kids run around screaming in restaurants are the best.
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@TKFreeman3 It’s getting bad over here. It’s like parents think restaurants are day cares where the kids can do whatever they want while they day drink.
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@Hmitchell When I was little and acted out in a restaurant, my father took my outside, spanked my ass, then made me wait in the car until they all finished eating. That only happened once.
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@Hmitchell My parents would have slapped the shit out of me and locked me in the car if I acted like that in public…
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@shimmyloco Did we ever find out if she fucked that guy that was too shitfaced to drive home?
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@Hpgabagool Blueberry banging Pineapple’s mom was a bit of a plot twist.
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Some 650 delegates from 33 countries and 120 organizations began arriving in Cuba on Friday as part of a solidarity caravan transporting some 20 tons of humanitarian aid as the island grapples with a severe energy crisis. abcnews.link/JTXhhdM
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I broke a million views on THIS?? 😂
strallweat@strallweat
People don't realize that this is what the early 2000s was like for everyone. They gave each of us a hot chick to go line dancing with
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Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux. Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux.
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@TheJoesList I’m a total dumbass. I paid for a year, and it only expires in August. Can’t wait for it to run out.
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@Hmitchell I can't believe I got tricked into paying $40 a month by that guy. And I still don't even really know what I am actually paying for. 😂
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@Hmitchell @jarvis_best No but I closed the door and put a dresser in front of it just in case
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Okay. I’ve gotten up, realized that was a horrible mistake and laid back down. This is real. This is happening.
If everyone could please set your phone’s brightness to the lowest setting and keep the volume way down today I’d greatly appreciate it.
Senator John Connor@JohnConnor_US
I’ve been told gunshot victims often aren’t initially aware they’ve been shot because shock and catastrophic nerve damage prevents the brain from fully registering the event. Then, once they become aware, the pain begins. I bring this up because some hangovers work that way too.
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@Hmitchell The detective work starts after I get some coffee
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I’ve been told gunshot victims often aren’t initially aware they’ve been shot because shock and catastrophic nerve damage prevents the brain from fully registering the event. Then, once they become aware, the pain begins. I bring this up because some hangovers work that way too.
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