You Gotta Give Us A Shot

@MaconWBurner Has he ever tried hanging a Christmas ornament from his mustache

Another big time report from the best in the business. Earlier today we released our rankings of top reporters in college baseball. This is why Ben is the best

@HaroldMuckton You’re probably wrong

@hotmicdemon Found out who’s running this burner

Just saw an ad for skinny pop and remembered how much I hate that shit

@AngusDoesK @bezuidengoy Source?

@bezuidengoy @hotmicdemon Toppa left. Working finance in the city

yeah this rocks #expand

@bezuidengoy That’s a pretty good one

@hotmicdemon this is my best single set. I have like 20 midsize sets tho

guys check out my new Lego #autism

@TigerOnTilt @UESgolf Sam miller after transferring

@UESgolf So many. What kind of question is this?

Outside of OJ has there ever been a bigger athlete that has fallen so far from grace?

@malmurrayszn Plot twist this is his burner

Odds on this kid running a burner?

@bezuidengoy You asked for it

@hotmicdemon Let’s go band for band. Hit me

@JoeGaither6 I can feel a blister forming on my hand just from looking at the bat with no handle taper

Which Alabama player will be the first to put on the home run helmet and chain at the College World Series?

@bezuidengoy If I remember right

@hotmicdemon aint that Topper’s number

@LeightonPennys @RollieStacks They made a Jack Ohman minfigure

Please do a John Quinlan one for my lock screen

@TigerOnTilt Kona ice is mid af

Any ball knowers? #lank

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen

Deadass just saw a post from someone with a whole ass graphic made saying they changed what football CAMP they are going to. The fuck are we doing

@CSOonX @11point7 @BarstoolAlabama @TheRealCruzOx @SECmemesguy @BunkiePerkins @therandomsec @SickosCommittee @bigcontentguy @karenmotherof2 @trillydonovan Covid was 6 years ago, tell his two front teeth they don’t need to social distance anymore

This is wild: After getting fired in 2023 for betting against his own team, former Alabama baseball head coach Brad Bohannon is now a pharmaceutical sales rep in Lexington, KY. Our favorite part is him using his old Alabama bio pic for his LinkedIn headshot. 😂

@ricodicosuave Yeah well he’s the size of a baby lion

@hotmicdemon Hey you watch your mouth. That guy has the heart of a lion.

Congrats to Jack kail on being named to the all Ivy League midget team!

@TigerOnTilt Never said he was bad. He is a midget tho

@hotmicdemon Stick with the Yale hate. Blail slander will not be tolerated here. Great ballplayer.