Rico Suavé

@TigerOnTilt @GayMFockerRN Yea dude not sure what the hype is. Was telling this chick that I’m way better at sex than her bc I can cum way more than her

@GayMFockerRN Not sure what that thing is. Also don’t know what all the fuss is about with girls having orgasms - it’s not possible.

Crazy how we found a Knicks ring before we found the clitoris

Dylan Volantis YOU ARE ASS SON

@TigerOnTilt Had this bitch pull up to my 12th bday party. Felt like the fucking man

Any ball knowers? #lank

On hole 18. It may be time to take a break from the game. Haven’t thrown a club which is good, but this just is not the golfer I know I am. Time to hit the range man

The front row of karaoke when I crush Niggas in Paris.

I hate Taylor swift with a passion get her off my screen

@edward1mcdonald Not even a little bit

Is it gay to take baths by yourself as a straight man?

@edward1mcdonald Too*

@ricodicosuave Because Fortnite started my chudness to early in life but I loved it

25 things hook loves.

Would it be racist to buy Henny on Juneteenth?

Welcome to the fucking show pal. That’s not even the biggest one. The European mind could never comprehend

@hotmicdemon Hey you watch your mouth. That guy has the heart of a lion.

Congrats to Jack kail on being named to the all Ivy League midget team!

@TigerOnTilt Maybe you are the one that changed, Tiger. You ever think of that?

@ricodicosuave He has changed his game for the better and we saw it on display this year. May be biased from personal experience but I’m a fan of Mr. Petersen’s.

The biggest terrorist of them all IMO. And it’s a pic of him bunting.

@LazLocks Mr. Locks, I also want to inform you that it’s still June

Going to document my caffeine intake. July 9: 8am GFUEL 9:30am coffee 12:30 iced coffee Long day ahead

Meh

@LazLocks What’s crazy is I’m surprised that there’s more coffee than Gfuel. U switching up on your day one?

@TigerOnTilt @odogwu82 @JohnEadsWAFB @sdardar_ Boi ain’t no way boi

@odogwu82 @JohnEadsWAFB @sdardar_ Ghost talk

"That's kinda been the story of my career...if I'm on one leg, I'm gonna give you everything I have" He's an Ivy League graduate, an MBA candidate, and forever a #LSU Tiger. @sdardar_'s perseverance resulted in living out a dream. Interview: youtu.be/4otbi5wtWLc?si…

@LazLocks Look in the mirror man. It’s time to change

2am wake up energy drink before the airport. 8am energy drink upon arrival. 10am coffee. 11:42am: 2nd coffee Will I survive the day?

@MikeLob80085 I’ve heard enough. #Lob2028

If I was president I would deport all fat people