Houston

@GodTierCalli I just got here my bad

wheres my bisexual oomfies :3

@rritorro YOOOO NO WAY

@houstniscool You have been promoted to favoomf btw

Rope dropping guardians for pop pop I guess this is me coming out as a Disney adult cats out of the bag

@bigballerbernn You’re not supposed to twitter is the best app becuase of how impulsive you can be

i dont believe in thinking before i tweet

Guardians is 75 with just early access it’s whatever I’ll go ride the new soarin overlay I brought my cart in so that could be crazy

@kawaiikodyy I only have one what the fuck

@houstniscool Yes there’s two versions !

Straight people don’t need a pride flag and I Stand by that

@wooribun You’re right it’s not but I still do it and I’m mad gay

It's not gay to finger yourself btw

@whenraiindrops Realest shit ever

im not fully normaltwt or stantwt or shedtwt im just #metwt

@cutesy_kuromiii Me too

I love bisexual men

@Pangus @menarfags A tree falls however it leans

@houstniscool @menarfags Don't tolerate evil in your presence. You are what you tolerate.

Men are now crying in the quotes. Well why haven't you blocked your male rapist friend?

I don’t wanna sympathy farm or be corny as fuck I just need a place to put down my thoughts my mom told me when I was about to leave for Disney that my grandpa (who I’m named after) passed this morning and told me I still should go to Disney because she knows it’ll help me. Malcolm is keeping me chill rn tho I’m gonna be good it just doesn’t feel real at all

Malcolm Todd bi4bi icon

Watching Jimmy Fallon for Malcolm Todd and I love Jimmy he’s a nice guy from what ik but holy shit this is unfunny

@fawnaerie I love all sharks

@houstniscool there might not be otters at the aquarium oomfie 🥹 do you hv another fave?

going to the aquarium later 👀 what is oomfies favourite marine animal??

@ukesmeow People say Kobe is like the third best basketball player of all time like you wanna talk about “3” what did Kobe do in 2003???

how men look at u when you tell them that their favourite athlete is a rapist pred

@JBlackwate22882 @menarfags You’re named after the dog from family guy bro fuck out my shit

@houstniscool @menarfags Yeah said no straight man or woman ever

@fawnaerie Awww thank you twin

@houstniscool he ain't wrong your fit is fire twin

I had to show oomfs the fit that that one guy at target complimented im so proud of it this is the he closest yall will ever get to a face reveal until i sell out at 10 billion followers

@rritorro It’s okay I’ll remember you twin🙏

Changed my pfp and header don’t forget me people