Houston

Watching Jimmy Fallon for Malcolm Todd and I love Jimmy he’s a nice guy from what ik but holy shit this is unfunny

@fawnaerie I love all sharks

@houstniscool there might not be otters at the aquarium oomfie 🥹 do you hv another fave?

going to the aquarium later 👀 what is oomfies favourite marine animal??

@ukesmeow People say Kobe is like the third best basketball player of all time like you wanna talk about “3” what did Kobe do in 2003???

how men look at u when you tell them that their favourite athlete is a rapist pred

@JBlackwate22882 @menarfags You’re named after the dog from family guy bro fuck out my shit

@houstniscool @menarfags Yeah said no straight man or woman ever

Men are now crying in the quotes. Well why haven't you blocked your male rapist friend?

@fawnaerie Awww thank you twin

@houstniscool he ain't wrong your fit is fire twin

I had to show oomfs the fit that that one guy at target complimented im so proud of it this is the he closest yall will ever get to a face reveal until i sell out at 10 billion followers

@rritorro It’s okay I’ll remember you twin🙏

Changed my pfp and header don’t forget me people

@Emawnish I could never forget EDawg

@houstniscool do forget abt ur ogs oomfs when ur big time bro😅🤝

@fawnaerie #freemyoomf

I'm being limited 💔💔 I can't reply

@Simoneom6 @menarfags EXACTLY

@houstniscool @menarfags Fr How could I trust a friend if they are willing to cheat on their S/O

Offering my father a peace offering by getting 2 imax tickets for the odyssey opening day

GUYS I DRESSED UP ALL NICE AND GAY TO GO TO TARGET AND THERE WAS A GROUP OF PEOPLE AROUND MY AGE THAT WERE DRESSED VERY WELL AND ONE GUY SAID TO HIS FRIEND WHILE I WALKED BY “that lil bro dripped out” AND IT MADE MY DAY

@Xcalamity_02 Weeks not days

@houstniscool Yo boss damn, bro didn't promote u too top teacher? 😳 Did the kids know that then ?

Of course my kids decided today was gonna be the Mr. Houston Q&A for fucks sake

@Xcalamity_02 I mean we couldn’t tell the kids it only lasted a few days anyway but it’s okay i do my job better and everyone can see we’re on different shifts now

I refuse to fall off because what if some virgin loser on polymarket bet that I would

@Xcalamity_02 The problem was I was semi dating my boss who is a guy and Florida has the fucking don’t say gay bill or whatever so we just kinda stood there laughing

@houstniscool Just lie to em and say your dating Sabrina carpenter or smnt

@Xcalamity_02 Yea I’m with k and first it’s definitely more my speed they keep asking when I’m getting a girlfriend tho

@houstniscool Least your with younger kids, mine be asking me wild shit or try to claim I'm autistic 😭

@Xcalamity_02 It really is

@houstniscool It's alright it's good to have a place you can talk about it whilst being anonymous

The hand d-o-r-e incident is lost media were moving past this