Laura 리트윗함
Laura
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Laura 리트윗함

An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her—how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get this joker to drop the price."
"See you later, grandpa!"
Never mess with the elderly!
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Laura 리트윗함
Laura 리트윗함

Breaking: Comer claims US Census Bureau was incorrect in 2020, costing Republicans multiple House seats justthenews.com/government/con…
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Yup, @RepJeffries wants to be Speaker of the House.
That's what this whole Virginia gerrymandering thing is really about. It's not about 'leveling the playing field'; it's not about helping Virginians...
It's about helping Hakeem.
It's about giving him more power.
Vote NO.

Ally Mutnick@allymutnick
NEWS: House Majority Forward, nonprofit aligned w Hakeem Jeffries, has now given $20M to Virginia Dems' redistricting referendum effort That campaign, Virginians for Fair Elections, reported $38.3M in contributions ahead of the 4/21 election Dems could net 4 seats in a redraw
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The NYT just pulled off one of the fastest narrative flips in journalistic history...Olympic-level hypocrisy.
Epstein files: “Transparency at all costs! Burn it all down, baby! Release everything!”
Swalwell file: “Whoa, hold up… there’s private info in here… classified material… this could really hurt him…”
Oh, NOW we suddenly care about privacy? NOW we clutch our pearls over old investigations? NOW unverified gossip is a national crisis?
They didn’t suddenly grow principles. They just realized the target wasn’t on their enemies list anymore.
Pathetic.
(article below)
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ESPN is largely abandoning far left wing sports commentators, either firing them or letting their contracts expire. This is a smart move by new leadership. Good piece from @burackbobby_ on the continued collapse of woke sports: outkick.com/analysis/espn-…
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Laura 리트윗함

SCOOP: Anne Terese Tintinalli, a registered doctor affiliated with multiple hospitals in the Detroit, Michigan area, made posts online calling for the abolishment of ICE and the ass*ssination of Pete Hegseth.
Would you trust this woman with your life?
SHE MUST BE FIRED AND STRIPPED OF HER LICENSE IMMEDIATELY

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Folks—this is precisely what you get when you attempt to obstruct and interfere with a federal @ICEgov investigation!🫡🇺🇸
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Laura 리트윗함

Fattie is going down ! illinoisreview.com/illinoisreview…
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I was fired today. Well, laid off. "Budget cuts," my boss said. I packed my box. I was terrified. I have a mortgage. As I walked to the elevator, the CEO—the big boss who never talks to anyone—stepped in with me. "You're Sarah, right?" he asked. "Yes sir." "You stayed late last month to help the interns fix that presentation. You didn't ask for overtime." I nodded, surprised he knew. "I can't stop the layoffs," he said. "Board's decision. But I made a phone call." The elevator dinged. He handed me a card. "My friend runs a firm across town. He's expecting your call at 9 AM tomorrow. He needs a manager who cares about people. The pay is 20% higher." I stared at him. "Why?" "Because you held the door for the cleaning lady every single morning," he said. "I notice things." Character is what you do when you think no one is watching.
Credit: Nancy brooks
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Laura 리트윗함

Well I thought I was going to watch the Five but NOPE!! I’ll find something else to watch. I may never watch again if she isn’t let go. Literally NO ONE likes her😡🤬
@TheFive @FoxNews
#firejessica

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Laura 리트윗함

Jason Aldean walked off the set of Late Night with Stephen Colbert before playing a single note after the "comedian" tried to humiliate him in front of the audience.
"Colbert was introducing him," said Aldean's manager, Ben Jarroo, "Then he made a crass, unnecessary statement about 'forgiving him' for supporting President Trump. Jason wasn't having it."
When Colbert said his name and motioned for the curtain, there was nobody there. Aldean and his band had walked off, and they won't be coming back.
h/t: Marcia G Jones
That's how these leftists need to be treated.

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@JustJenRX I feel like we got punched in the guts on Friday by after what they pulled. At this point. We need to primary all of Thunes friends that voted for him as senate majority leader. They hate Donald Trump and his agenda for us.
Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸@JustJenRX
PASS THE SAVE ACT! I feel like I’ve said that 3000 times already!!
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From @LaraLeaTrump
Shocking!
AOC was caught on camera in the halls of Congress saying: “Next time we just need to hurt working people and working Americans more to get them to fold.”
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