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Note to anyone reviewing my timeline: I'm not dyslexic, I'm just a lousy typist with an aversion to proofreading.

@CFCMods Easy. Just tell them they can't defend for shit now.

How do I explain to normal people that PSG upgraded from this attack 😭

@3YearLetterman @adamscochran Owned by Hershey, Coach. The Brits just think it's theirs.

@adamscochran America invented chocolate. What is that bullshit on the left?

I can.

@Anniebanananie1 @hskenncutter Need pig races too.

@hskenncutter Oh and every fair has a demolition derby. It’s the law 😂

架空のイベント「アメリカ郷土料理フェスティバル」をChatGPT5.5で作ったらスゴいことになった🤣🤣 もうこのまま実施してしまいたいぐらい。

@hskenncutter And then we have to hold sister events in the states to show off Japanese food and culture.

@Ratioxdelratiox I always use the low urinal because the porcelain often gets cold.

Ya era hora de que pusieran un baño para los que tenemos la polla enorme

@senatorshoshana @MariGO2thepolls So bad... so very very *heavy panting* bad.

@MariGO2thepolls licensing is bad

“The only thing sexier that occupational licensing is data”- last at the Niscanen center panel. Idk about that occupational licensing is pretty sexy

@ThatEricAlper Pink Floyd at the Berlin Wall

What is the concert you didn't go to, for whatever reason, that you have regretted ever since? The one that still stings when you think about it?

@Arealmfngl This needs to be pasted into the Anakin/Padme meme.

Looks like he's about to kill a bunch of Jedi children

@IzaBooboo @ShamashAran x.com/idolikespam/st…

The Comey indictment is ridiculous. Just burning DOJ's credibility in court over a personal vendetta on a case that will be laughed out of court.

@DocsFCompanion @DBalazada Rational actors would cave. The Mullahs are doomsday cult fanatics, though; I'm not optimistic about the chances of them acting rationally. The question is how much pressure can the IRGC absorb before they break?

@DBalazada Do nothing is not an option for them since they are staring down economic collapse. They will either attack (risking catastrophe but hoping to further get the left in us and Europe to pressure Trump to settlement) or cave.

BREAKING • Phone contact between Araghchi and American officials has continued in recent days • In the past 24 hours, firm messages have been conveyed from Washington: the United States will not change its position, is not rushing into a deal, and will not compromise on the nuclear issue Three scenarios now being examined in Tehran: • Maintaining the current situation and waiting for a U.S. move • Conceding and reaching an agreement • Deliberate escalation: targeting Gulf states or moves in the Strait of Hormuz Shift in IRGC approach: • Until now, they assessed Trump was under pressure to reach a deal and could be leveraged • His tweets and conduct were interpreted as signs of weakness • A reassessment is now underway: understanding that Trump is not rushing and does not intend to concede Bottom line: Iran is being forced to recalibrate in the face of a far more rigid U.S. position than expected.

@Dexerto Would it kill them to add ONE sugar-free, caffeine-free option?

See the full menu: dexerto.com/food/mcdonalds…

McDonald's is launching a new drinks menu that includes dirty sodas and caffeinated refreshers: - Dirty Dr Pepper - Sprite Berry Blast - Mango Pineapple Refresher - Strawberry Watermelon Refresher

@senatorshoshana Given the subject, did you honestly expect the meetings to be quick?

i shit you not, 3 hours of meetings about sloth policy today absolutely living my best life

@Jandrade0112 @RBPundit The dude was living like 4 different lives and personalities, none of which make any sense compared to each other. Cherry picking one aspect and ignoring the others is not helpful. The guy is just a schizo loon, not "right" or "left".

@RBPundit He was a MAGA pro-life activist; Tim Walz was literally on his “Democrats to murder” list

*Googles Melissa Hortman* *learns that she was killed by a lunatic who thought he was doing Tim Walz, Democrat, a favor* Ok. Now what?

@ShamashAran As I said at the time: I'm less concerned that an agent called a fucking bitch a fucking bitch than I am about the fact that the fucking bitch tried to run over a federal LEO.

Its perfectly ok to shoot a mother when that mother tries to kill one of our agents by running them over. I think it's also ok to call someone a "fucking bitch" when they try and kill you.

My non-lawyer wacky theory - the Comey indictment is primarily for lying to the FBI, not the actual "threat". DOJ is also going to refile the original indictment cured of process defects. They will then move to consolidate the cases in North Carolina, getting it out of DC.

@JohnnyLCKai Can I vote them both off of the island?

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@smitty927 @iowahawkblog Perfect negotiation result: both sides lost

@iDoLikeSpam @iowahawkblog Face it, both sides settled.

Howdy London

@JonathanTurley Like, "oh, gee, we have separate cases going in different jurisdictions. Maybe we shoudl just consolidate them here in North Carolina *wink wink*."

@JonathanTurley Any chance it's tacked on just to bootstrap the jurisdiction away from DC? That is, it's a throwaway charge selected only because it changes the venue?

James Comey has reportedly been indicted for a second time. Last September, he was charged with lying to Congress over leaks to the press. The case was then dismissed by a federal judge who found that the interim US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia had been improperly appointed.

As entertaining as this is, neither PSG nor Bayern have a clue as to how to actually defend anything.