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he really went top bins on Hitler regen and then went to celebrate with his girl #goat

@DannyNYK_ @sethmpk i was looking for this one cuz we still saying that

@sethmpk I used to say it was "beaming" outside in the 90s

NYC needs a temperature word that’s the opposite of “brick”

Do African nations understand they’re allowed to win? You don’t have to crumble bro. You’re allowed to succeed

@GP3O3 @Lumensho @Shack8588G @FoxNews @water13lime hundreds of republicans risked their lives and gained nothing because a geriatric rapist told them to

@Lumensho @Shack8588G @FoxNews @water13lime Only a libtard would risk their lives or freedom for this Hobby Lobby artwork type of message

@albonitaaa_ only league where trolling and rivalries are treated as something problematic omfg these are grown competitive women it’s highkey insulting

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

of course no one should kill themselves but my circumstances are different

bein that nigga so hard cus I swear bitches try to make u suffer to humble u

move back in with your parents

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

If you have ever masturbated I’m going to find you and kill you… just sayin 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

I don’t want no better bitch I want my bitch BETTER

african mums when the 4000kg suitcase filled with stockfish isn’t accepted at check-in

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

Shes telling hoe stories unprompted

Women will forgive you for being a dick but never a pussy

How amazing is it that NYC gets to celebrate its team with classic songs that were recorded in NYC, all by artists from NYC, all in a genre *created* in NYC.

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

it's so easy to stop talking to everyone and never go outside and die