Paul Isaacs

@lrchandley Yep, took my daughter last night for her first ever comedy gig - she loves Acaster, even more so now. “Will” was an absolute bell end, and you could see how much it affected James. L He was, as ever, absolutely hilarious, though - so funny (and clever 😉)….

Well that James Acaster gig was mad. Great gig interrupted by an absolute arsehole.

@ManishPics Excellent news!! Been too long….

Tifosi LMR arrived today from @OmologatoUK - love it. Great value, well made and looks great. Have a feeling more may be coming…. @ShamiKalra

After a British gunman killed 16 people in 1987, the country banned semiautomatic weapons like those he had used. It did the same with most handguns after a 1996 school shooting. It now has one of the lowest gun-related death rates in the developed world. They have mental health issues there too. In Australia, a 1996 massacre prompted mandatory gun buybacks The rate of mass shootings went from once every 18 months to only one in the 26 years since. They have mental health issues there too. Canada also tightened gun laws after a 1989 mass shooting. So did Germany in 2002, New Zealand in 2019 and Norway in 2021. They have mental health issues in all of those places too. There have been 389 school shootings in the United States since Columbine. Since Sandy Hook — mass shootings here have nearly tripled. 103 people have been killed and 281 people injured from school shootings since Parkland. And there have been well over 100 incidents of gunfire at K-12 schools since the Uvalde school shooting. This. Is. An. American. Problem. Yes, we have mental health issues here at home, but the difference… is the guns. There are more civilian owned guns in this country than there are civilians. It’s the guns.

@calumnisbet Excellent!! Well done, Mr Nisbit 😉

Some exciting news....

Powerful words. Well said @PatricKielty 👏👏👏👏

Here is George Clooney response after Trump accused him of being a "Hollywood elite." "Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable. People in Hollywood, for the most part, are people from the Midwest who moved to Hollywood to have a career. So this idea of “coastal elites” living in a bubble is ridiculous. Who lives in a bigger bubble? He lives in a gold tower and has twelve people in his company. He doesn’t run a corporation of hundreds of thousands of people he employs and takes care of. He ran a company of twelve people! When you direct a film you have seven different unions all wanting different things, you have to find consensus with all of them, and you have to get them moving in the same direction. He’s never had to do any of that kind of stuff. I just look at it and I laugh when I see him say “Hollywood elite.” Hollywood elite? I don’t have a star on Hollywood Boulevard, Donald Trump has a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Fuck you!" - George Clooney actor, philanthropist, humanitarian & activist

The F***ers are after the RSPB because they dare criticise their pollution for profit. RT if you stand with the RSPB against these scum, they need throwing in the rivers they have filled with Sh*t.

Hey @SwatchUK ! Should this really happen to an official Moonswatch bought from your London store in December and worn once or twice a week???? No idea where the dial is, it’s just fallen off somewhere….. Poor.

So they DID air an arse-licking tribute to Jimmy Savile despite knowing he was a predatory sex offender... And now they WON'T air a documentary in which Sir David Attenborough speaks actual facts about the destruction of nature? Go home, BBC. You're drunker than Phil Mitchell.

A jaw-dropper from Brexiter Steve Baker on @BBCRadio4’s PM just now: “What an extraordinary opportunity for Northern Ireland: dual access to both markets”. Er, that “extraordinary opportunity” was available to the entire UK before Brexit

🤦🏼‍♂️

Shell has just reported its highest profits in its 115 year history. They made £32.2 billion in profit in 2022. Your gas bill has doubled in a year. Shell’s wholesale costs are lower today than this time last year. A rip off.

@RonJichardson great show in Stoke!!

@mattdenchfield @Arsenal 😴😴😴😴😴😴

Absolutely cannot wait to be back at the #Emirates carpet tomorrow. Anticipating an epic top of the table clash, with a win for the @Arsenal of course! #COYG

Quite correctly @CatSmithMP is seeking correction of an inaccurate answer to her PMQ today

Simon Pegg delivering stone cold truths twitter.com/HFeddieHF/stat…

Britain surrenders production of Ministerial cars to Germany & UK car production down from 1.7 million to 786,000 since 2016 due to Tory Brexit apple.news/AEg0jnySXRvGeD…

@ThePollitt Why So Many Capital Letters In The Description???