Githeri wa nchomba

@wambuijoan2024 You're very lucky someone approached you, Many daughters of agrippina are walking in town wearing Windows 2026, and men are minding their own businesses, so before your attempt feeling significant, thank God

I’m just seated at this hotel, minding my business over evening tea, then this man pulls up and parks himself at my table. Immediately he switches to Oxford English, like he’s auditioning for a TED Talk nobody asked for. Now the real performance begins… he keeps opening and folding his Z Flip phone every two seconds like he’s testing a suitcase zip 😭 I’m there smiling politely because society trained us to babysit men’s egos, but inside I’m screaming. Because this phone looks so girlish and the way the dude looks organised.Eloi! Hii ni simu ya wamama, respectfully. The way he opens it, stretches it, then presses it on his ear like he’s about to read me the news headlines?? Anyway he has a nice cologne, I will hug him before I leave, I might also add him on my favourite whatsapp list haha!

@SamuelAtandi There is no need for such language. If inept and tired are some of your concerns, then get ready. The swamp is overflowing

Power was disconnected at the siaya county HQs two weeks ago. Paints at siaya county refferal hospital must carry gloves to be attended to by nurses. Meanwhile the inept & tired governor was with his inlaws in Kirinyaga calling for a revolution.

@RodgersKipembe Mbona upendi mambo fresh wewe, kila wakati unangangania mgando kaka, style up wacha za hovyo pls 🙏

In 2032, Ruto will, at his own will, exit power just like Moi, Kibaki and Uhuru did. Lakini 2027, he must retain his seat.

@gabrieloguda Over to the Westerners, share your opinion here,

BREAKING NEWS: If you've been looking forward to getting a chance to be part of building shiny things, start dusting your CV because the news you've been waiting for is finally here.

@gabrieloguda The eyes have it , hongereni

@MikeSonko May be ni dream, wake up first

Good morning watu wangu. I have just realised that money and wealth mean nothing but God means everything. Happy new month everyone.

@HonMoses_Kuria What about your industrial parks stories , any success in that area or spelling doom is your new normal

April will be the toughest and most brutal month of all times. The real effects of the regrettable war in Iran will take toll on the global economy. The Hormuz effects of energy supply disruptions will hammer the global economy. In countries like Kenya pump prices will end up in the region of Ksh 230 to Ksh 250 per litre. There will be pressure and temptstions to apply knee jerk and short termist solutions such as subsidies and foregoing tax revenues. This must be avoided at all costs. Messing up with the macro economic gains achieved so far will come with consequences that can not be undone even 2 years after the war. As a nation we must collectively swallow the bitter Hormuz inflation pill while hoping thar Netanyahu, Trump and the faceless IRGC leadership in Tehran come back to their senses to save the world.

@Belive_Kinuthia You reason like pwagu na pwaguzi, why kinush

Ile soko Ruto atajenga Gikomba ata China hawana Soko kama hio. Watch this space

@BrianMPeter @HonMoses_Kuria reverse of that is also possible, if the son is already serving a jail term of 20 yrs it tells alot about watoto, which explains why he wanted everything sold off & beneficiaries get cash hwever @rigathi do what the eagle does when crows became a nuisance 👇👇👇

Gachagua anataka tuamini ati Ndugu yake alimpenda sana kuliko watoto wake ati akamwachia ma-hoteli zake zote alafu watoto wake akawaacha bila Uridhi wowote.

@gabrieloguda The eyes have it,

When your greatest career achievement is running away with the ODM certificate in 2007 and leaving Baba in the dark when he needed you the most, this is the fate that befalls you. Jeff apewe mbili kwa bill yangu.

@HonAdenDuale @citizentvkenya @NTVnewsroom @K24Tv @KBCChannel1 @KTNNewsKE @CapitalFMKenya As a citizen with integrity and you claim to be are u not worried about the excesses in government especially SHA, services being managed by a sources IT entity when we a have whole IT ministry, can we discuss how to reduce the 104B using local talent, general talk is costly

𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗡𝗜𝗖 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗥𝗬: 𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗜 𝗚𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗔

@ivymuthe ATI ngoima, nyie 🤣🤣

Hii underwear ya ngoima ni pesa ngapi

@NytoP2PMwangi The problem with these allegations is that both the accused and the accuser have an history of public/private properties theft, and in some allegations the courts found the accuser guilty, so this will end up as hogwash, it will come back to bite each other

Jackson Kihara Gachagua, son of the late Nyeri Governor Nderitu Gachagua, who is serving a 20-year sentence in Manyani Prison for robbery with violence, has asked the High Court for an open court hearing to present evidence on his case. Kihara claims he was framed through trumped-up charges after he refused to hand over title deeds, logbooks, and other important documents belonging to his late father to his uncle, former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua. He told Justice Alexander Muteti that he wants to appear in open court to explain how he was wrongly implicated in the offence. According to Kihara, he had been driving his father’s car even before the latter’s death, but the logbook had not been transferred to his name, (in short, He is serving a 20 years Prison sentence for Driving his father’s car) Kihara alleges that the problems began when his uncle demanded the documents while his father was hospitalised in his final days. He refused to release them, saying his father had entrusted them to him. He claims the robbery with violence charge was orchestrated to intimidate him into surrendering the documents. He stated that every lawyer he attempted to hire was compromised, forcing him to represent himself. Kihara said he wrote to the Chief Justice and the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) on 25 July 2025. Both acknowledged receipt, with the DPP indicating that they were reviewing the police and court files. He added that the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) and the Commission on Administrative Justice (Ombudsman) also acknowledged his letter. During the impeachment proceedings against former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua, Kihara’s story was raised in the Senate, after which DCI and National Intelligence Service (NIS) officers visited him in Manyani Prison. They assured him of assistance, but no action has been taken nearly a year later. Kihara also revealed that he has been in contact with the Law Society of Kenya (LSK) President Faith Adhiambo for the past two years and has evidence of a prominent lawyer he hired being compromised. State Prosecutor Peris Ogega argued that the court lacks jurisdiction since the Court of Appeal had already dismissed Kihara’s appeal against the 20-year sentence. She noted she was not aware of the DPP’s letter and advised Kihara to seek legal counsel on filing a constitutional petition or a special writ. Justice Muteti directed Kihara to swear and file an affidavit within seven days detailing all the issues raised, and to serve it on the Office of the Director of Public Prosecutions (ODPP). The ODPP was ordered to file its response within seven days of service. This is a very messed up situation man🤦

@Jones_lyrecs While officially the Overseas Trading Company, many Kenyans humorously nicknamed it "Onyango Twende Choo" (a humorous Swahili phrase roughly meaning "Onyango, let's go to the toilet"

What does this OTC mean in full?

@Broadbasedgal What about this woman @HonMoses_Kuria , which mountain have you taken your community to since joining government,

Moses Kuria the truthful man. Ni mbaya

@AtwoliDza how can you call empty seats Kenyans, jamani

@abuga_makori Pole Sana kwa Wana kilwa na wa tanzania wote, bwege alikua mzee wa misimamo, RIP

A video of former Kilwa South MP Seleman Bungara alias Bwege taken in February 2026. He had appeared in court on wheelchair in solidarity with CHADEMA leader Tundu Lissu. The Uliskia wapi popular Tanzanian lawmaker died today. Seems he had health challenges.

@KE_MrBlack Ni mama huruma

Jacque Maribe naye alikuwa ana badilisha wanaume kama suruali😂😂

@LimitlessKe95 These gangs not checked will mutate to more deadly outfits,

An exclusive video shows a boy being stabbed to death in Eastleigh….

@HonAdenDuale Please repond to ownership allegations, where a company you own has shares in the 104b saga, very important,

The facts are clear and on record. The High Court, in HCCHRPET/E513/2024, affirmed the constitutionality of the Ksh 104B IHITS procurement; a 10-year IT infrastructure contract signed on 9th August 2024. It is not, and has never been, a contract to 'operate' SHA. That narrative is deliberate misinformation. Equally false is the claim that Faith-Based Organizations are owed Ksh 90B. The verified figure stands at Ksh 27.5B in submitted claims, of which Ksh 18.2B has already been paid. A further Ksh 5.6B is under active processing on the real-time system, while Ksh 3.7B comprises claims that were either rejected for non-compliance or returned for corrections. The numbers speak for themselves. SHA is fully operational, constitutional and delivering for Kenyans. Over 30 million citizens have been successfully onboarded and the system continues to stabilize rapidly.