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a face card like this wasted on a 21 year old kent chav i’m sick

give them the win right now

SWITCHING FROM LUST TO LOVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES #loveisland #loveislandUK

me pulling a chair and sitting down to suffer with them #loveislanduk

so for this season’s casa amor i have a revolutionary idea: everyone else fucks off to another villa and we leave jasmine and lorenzo alone in the main one for 3 days. no bombshells. no challenges. no interruptions. just let them figure whatever the hell this is out. #loveislanduk #loveisland

they’re so princess jasmine and aladdin here #loveislanduk

@haechans127atom wake it up!

and if i say she only pushed lorenzo away bc the guys were gasping out of shock then what,,

@haechans127atom no because that’s actually so sweet like him talking about the past like that and actually drinking to these questions instead of hiding it

@jasrenzo true,, if you think of it that ways it's even sweeter that he did it without thinking he was gonna immediately start tryna graft her, just wanted to express his feelings for her properly

if you think about it, lorenzo had absolutely nothing to gain from that firepit confession. he risked his own couple and put himself in an awkward position just to let jasmine know that what they had was real and that she was appreciated. that’s kind of beautiful actually. #loveisland #loveislanduk

@zaraa_aa when the islanders come home and realize they accidentally spent 8 weeks as supporting characters in jasmine and lorenzo’s rom com #awkws

at this point it feels less like a show with other people and more like a film where they’re the main characters and everyone else is background. and now he’s on a “how to win your girl back” arc… next step is him sucking her toe after being thrown off it in week one.

@laylaswilder this plate

jas and lorenzo looking for each other in different people this is exactly what i ordered

@bowling_aalley @Federica93Russo they’re torturing me it’s pure torture

@jasrenzo @Federica93Russo When he said, “If you and I had coupled up in the second week instead, that would have been better...😞😞😞

she said “i’m happy for you” and all he could think about was how differently things could’ve gone after that first week im unwell #loveislanduk #loveisland

the way jasmine touched his thigh here 😭 she definitely didn’t need to do that, it’s all in the body language guys #loveisland #loveislanduk

Jasmine dear… they’re always gonna label you as aggressive. You’re older & ethnic… wake it up. The microaggressions are shouting #loveislanduk

the fact that there’s a very real chance the only jarenzo kiss we ever get is the challenge kiss and we’ll be forced to analyse those three seconds frame by frame for the rest of our lives #loveislanduk #loveisland

love island uk casting department accidentally struck gold this year because i genuinely don’t think you’re recreating this level of buzz ever again. wrap it up after this season and leave on a high @LoveIsland #loveislanduk

lorenzo said: thankfully everyone’s super happy! 😃 unless… haha no that’s ridiculous we’re both happy in our couple? 😊 or would we be happier in a couple together? 🙈 haha i mean ignore that.. unless? 😳

@haechans127atom he risked it all with that speech only to back away WHAT IS HE DOING

it's crazy bc lorenzo said all that and then decided oh nah actually im gonna try to make just work with yasmin now WHEN CLEARLY THEYRE BOTH STILL UGRHFHGFHDHF OMG GUYS PLEASE

the way lorenzo’s eyes never leave jasmine’s face when they’re having a conversation. he never looks away from her face. it’s like crack #loveisland

@MadameLaMarqui he looks so defeated omg

Jasmine babes tell me are you torturing this poor guy on purpose cus there’s no way you said this and not realize #LoveIslandUK