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that fraud kavan calling her princess jasmine now but it just doesn’t hit the same

jasmine wanted to wake it up and pointed out that aiden and tina have absolutely no connection whatsoever and kavan started talking about “i can’t eliminate my brother like that” not brotherhood island i fear 😭 #loveislanduk #loveisland

@viscuntress lorenzo isn’t that into yas imo but jasmine might be in too deep

@jasrenzo if they move from their current partners there’s no way mister ‘we should couple up again’ and miss ‘probably’ will move to anyone else but eachother

if we can’t get jarenzo because jasmine is fully settled into beanbag life then can production at least send in a bombshell specifically engineered in a lab for lorenzo because lorenzo x yasmine is giving absolutely nothing #loveisland #loveislanduk

“you got stolen from me to another house… I was waiting here like a sad wife” i said im sure

next time just email me the brief who got dumped because i ain’t watching all that @LoveIsland

it genuinely comes to a point man… priya has done nothing but be nice, saved mica, only to find out the very next episode that her partner’s been playing her the whole time and plotting behind her back #loveislanduk

humiliation ritual only for them to vote for who they like the most

imagine begging on your knees coming up with reasons you should stay on love island only to get dumped anyway #loveislanduk

@MadameLaMarqui it actually feels like you ordered something from temu like i’m not hungry

Guys I’m so angry like I was fuming since that pussy boy called Jasmine Princess Jasmine like shut your mouth idiot #LoveIslandUK

samraj and priya somehow surviving with not even one vote even though he’s been loud and clear about not liking her? #loveislanduk

lorenzo and yas being the only people with the courage to vote for aiden… the last honest citizens of that villa #loveisland

@run2venus likee this is not friendship island

@jasrenzo too bad her friend sucks

i’m really confused as to how Jasmine thinks that Mica and Samraj’s connection needs a chance to blossom as if Mica wasn’t crying to her about not liking him??? #LoveIslandUK

these islanders are doing mental gymnastics when the reality is there is almost no compatible couple in that villa #loveislanduk

we’re one conversation away from javan closing off but we live another day

another girl complaining about how aiden kisses #loveislanduk

it might be princess jasmine now but it will never be THEE “i want my princess jasmine”

samraj if you don’t like her just tell her it’s not that hard #loveislanduk #loveisland

@wjsncmeback in my head there’s a lot to end there #wakeitup

@jasrenzo That’s literally what I said about Jas and lorenzo and then someone said there is nothing to end they didn’t even kiss

top love island uk twists so far: simba becoming evil ope jasmine and lorenzo never actually ending things just evolving into a secret third thing priya somehow getting the worst kisser/clout chaser/public enemy #1 edit ellie surviving every obstacle production throws at her

what kills me is that he gave them the beauty of joseon retinol eye cream and they immediately started slathering it all over their eyes 😭 i just know that burned