Cheeky Demon 😉😈

😂 A friend just popped round with a present. He said "This sums up where you are right now so I had to get it for you" 😂

@BlancoGoGo *sniggers

Car insurance quote, gone down! (again) 🚗 Only thing that has this year! 💸

@BlancoGoGo Can you complain for a refund? #VintedVirginHere

I’ve just picked up a gorgeous beach cover up from #Vinted As I was opening it I managed to cut a small hole in it 😱 Why don’t people package stuff properly?! Just roll things up and stuff them in a plastic bag!!

@BlancoGoGo VIP invite 🥂

@jayjayman2002 I’m in! 🍷

... and let the booze fuelled weekend commence!

@BlancoGoGo I'd never considered that. I'll investigate southern Spain for you in the near future *tucks into bowl of granola, Greek yoghurt, banana and grapes

Are we the only country in the world that has seedless grapes? 🍇 When we’re away they always have pips! *tucks into a big bowl of 🍇🫐 & yoghurt 🥣

@RPG_GM02 @Ridd1e Genuinley brilliant shots ❤️

@Ridd1e #MayThe4thBeWithYou

@BlancoGoGo I woke up to this lovely post. It made my heart warm

Good morning Twitter 💋 The gorgeous #Columbian restaurant manager (who always kisses me when he sees me 🥰) threw in a complimentary dinner last night, as his guests, so we took advantage and had dessert as well 🍨 then #Frangelico in the #PianoBar afterwards 🥃#LandOfGrotty

@BlancoGoGo @Binky250 Great label design #BottomsUp

#DonkeyWine 🍷 🫏 as nice as #ChickenWine! 🐓 🍷 @Binky250

@DaisyOFxo That would make good ASMR content too 🔥

I think it’s rude that no one has asked this pussy to be their valentine yet? 😜💖

@diddlydids He's 8 and is winning 2 water fights to 1... so I need to up my game! 😂

@jayjayman2002 Sounds good fun 😂👍🏻

I know which riser recliner I need, I know which funeral service I need and I know which incontinance pads I need - daytime tv is very informative is it not

@diddlydids Not exactly appealing/fun/frivolous purchases *eyes up battery powered water pistol for the visit of god-son*

@jayjayman2002 It’s very depressing that tv channels think that’s what older people want to buy 😂

@girl55_lost @minetodowith Dual smiles... that's winning ❤️

Sunshine = low motivation Is it going to continue?... usually ends in me taking a spontaneous day off

@diddlydids I would have hated to think which show had that particular combo as subject matter 🤔

@jayjayman2002 All in the adverts anyway 😂

@BlancoGoGo Everyone has to fight for themselves at some point. I hope they are organising some sort of farewell for you!

@jayjayman2002 🤭 Mid June I do feel sorry for the (few) good employees still there, going to make their world a bit tougher.

Good morning Twitter 💋 Better(ish) which is just as well because news from work indicates there’s nobody else qualified to do my job today, if I don’t turn in…. #Wednesday

@BlancoGoGo Mass exodus?

One of the new members of staff who I haven’t got around to speaking to yet, has already left….

@JellyAli Proper thick gravy 👍🏾

@BlancoGoGo If you're protecting yourself from unhappiness, then it's always the right move Plus, it's a bit sunny today. Enjoy it ...but if you need to vent, we're here

@jayjayman2002 *fluffs up cushions* Absolutely fine thank you. The right thing at the right time.

I appear to have just handed my notice in…. Tea? ☕️