Pretend Cowboy

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Pretend Cowboy

@jaylonsdead

First things first, I hope you’re rolling up.

Los Angeles, CA 가입일 Mart 2019

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·19 Eki

Living life so trill

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·7h

You bitches hate on anything, this is pre brat behavior and im sat this is giving self titled era DOWNNN 😩❤️

Charli@charli_xcx

Rock music. song and video out now. youtu.be/ox1Eemj8FDo?si…

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·8h

@hiloykrystal @creator0fg1ants @brokenclxcks Like the calmest crazy person ever

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krystal | 🩵☀️🤠@hiloykrystal·1d

@jaylonsdead @creator0fg1ants @brokenclxcks I love that I feel like this when I play it

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bb/sup3rstar@brokenclxcks·2d

she has no real sisters, omg….

BEYMEAT@BeyMeatPW

“Favorite Beyoncé song?”

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·2d

@creator0fg1ants @brokenclxcks Real bitch like me would’ve said sorry (demo)

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miss andrist@creator0fg1ants·2d

@brokenclxcks see a real bitch like me would have said blow…..

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·30 Nis

@KNTYTRADE @Cellowphane @HalliwellJasper Yes

Zorojuro@KNTYTRADE·30 Nis

@jaylonsdead @Cellowphane @HalliwellJasper Delete 🫥

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Cello/Phn@Cellowphane·27 Nis

Yall can’t villainize someone not wanting to be monogamous 😭😭😭😭

my baby daddy callin me@rickysgroove

47 and you don’t want a monogamous relationship…. WITH MEGAN THEE STALLION MIND U

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·30 Nis

@KNTYTRADE @Cellowphane @HalliwellJasper Sorry king I don’t but i hope u have a good night !

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·30 Nis

@HalliwellJasper @KNTYTRADE @Cellowphane Yk right lemme not stoop slow

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Mesannak-Elha@HalliwellJasper·30 Nis

@jaylonsdead @KNTYTRADE @Cellowphane Can we not just be people? Like of all insults, we calling each other monkey's ... deadass?

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·30 Nis

@KNTYTRADE @Cellowphane @HalliwellJasper Nigga thats not even me 😭

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·30 Nis

@fckwithWILLY Old ass video please go somewhere

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BFB.@fckwithWILLY·29 Nis

Couldn't perform on Broadway but can be out in the club. Interesting choice.

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·30 Nis

@WhiplashBeyonce @JeremiahMa23290 @Remikors @ITS_THAT_SIMPL Wdym lol he is an artist signed to a label, has a team and collaborated with dozens of artists. That light demon was tryna be a leech

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Eli@WhiplashBeyonce·30 Nis

@JeremiahMa23290 @Remikors @ITS_THAT_SIMPL What connections does Khalid have to the music industry?

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Rèmi ✟@Remikors·29 Nis

Good morning

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·28 Nis

@isaac_lowes How tf are you still alive?

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Isaac Perales@isaac_lowes·27 Nis

WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT 😭

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·27 Nis

You dumb black monkey

Cello/Phn@Cellowphane

Yall can’t villainize someone not wanting to be monogamous 😭😭😭😭

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·24 Nis

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON WTF

Pop Base@PopBase

‘THE BOYS’ spinoff ‘GEN V’ has been canceled after 2 seasons at Prime Video.

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·20 Nis

@publiclymute The Dremel st thomas tee 🔥

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broke@publiclymute·18 Nis

i didn’t go anywhere

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·14 Nis

@saphicluvr @itszaeok @CavaliereRio Get that h*e

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Sapphic Princess@saphicluvr·14 Nis

@itszaeok @CavaliereRio what’s good Miley

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zae@itszaeok·13 Nis

so is she still banned from rio?😭😭

Pop Base@PopBase

Jorginho has released a new statement, now clarifying that Chappell Roan had nothing to do with the security guard that approached his daughter: “Chappell Roan made a public statement, reached out privately to Catherine, and our teams also spoke directly. It became clear that she had no knowledge of what took place at breakfast and had not asked anyone to approach them. She was understanding and sympathetic to what had happened to our child. […] The security guard himself has since confirmed publicly that he was representing another artist at the hotel at the time.”

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·11 Nis

@ariyummyy Why are we being horny on hinge

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ari@ariyummyy·10 Nis

a 6’5” calling a 5’5” dude “daddy” is crazy work ngl… like i’ll climb a tree idc

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·7 Nis

@slvt4doja @treyprint actually good I’ve destroyed my shit and had to rebuild it in 2 yrs ts not for the weak. 😭 honestly if you’re good with saving your money or having a steady influx of income and limiting big purchases you’re the perfect candidate to get one.

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☆jayy☆@slvt4doja·7 Nis

@treyprint My grown 21 year old ass not even having a credit card or knowing shit abt credit at all

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t.@treyprint·7 Nis

did yall know klarna goes on your credit now umm—

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·1 Nis

Ended that like a real mf!!!

jimmy@jimmysoldout

like yes actually i AM happy to look a mess cuz that’s what life is about!!! life isn’t serious it’s fun and messy and stupid, do and wear anything there are no rules. yall are rlly so scared of being perceived as unattractive that you stop yourself from just being you. a shame

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Pretend Cowboy@jaylonsdead·23 Mar

@chrisisclueless @jxysinterludee Please write a book

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🖤@chrisisclueless·22 Mar

Leaving the Bronx at 6 am because Rican trade didn’t wanna let me go home cuz my fat pa was talking back and apparently that’s his like biggest fetish…. Had me sounding like