Mr Jerry

@the_girl_IYUN I'm going to suck only from that part where you have tats.

Aunty àdúgbò yín 🤭

@AdenikeOmolar11 So long as a man have money, he can bag any woman in this life. Vice versa. But if it's otherwise for both genders, not all male folks will get bagged by a woman, some of us have specs.

Ladies can bag any man but men can’t bag all ladies!

@TechnicalBben Day jux break for your side be dat

Wait.. what???😭 You can actually buy a car on installment in Nigeria? Like having a payment plan? As in, I can pay ₦50k every month instead of dropping M's at once? How come I've never seen people talk about this? 😭 All this time, I thought people paid in full Wooooow.

@attah_akor You no go last. In a year time, dem go mud you.

"$500k confirmed" I go first use 1M organise party invite all my friends then use 1M carry police come pick me and everybody for that party say na cult initiation so if them finally bail them, them no go ever near me.

@eucharia3333 Who consumes hollandia and yogurt ffs?

Please is it right for someone owing you money to be eating suya with Hollandia yogurt?

@Agbede_arorin You're welcome. Keep going, you'd make a great writer. 😊

@jerrymoola Thank you

Pardon????? Any small thing, "Gen Z cannot relate". Yen yen yen 😑😑 Do you people realize that Gen Z started from 1997? Do you realize that the oldest Gen Z is almost 30 years old? And the youngest Gen Z is 14 years old . If you want to call baby Shark do do, call Gen Alpha, because Gen Zs are NOT as young as you think they are. I'm a Gen Z, I was very much aware of when the Five naira, Ten naira, Twenty naira and Fifty Naira notes were papers. I knew when they changed it to the nylon that we now spend today. I can vividly remember the time when they did Golden Jubilee for the #50 note. I remember when a portion of pepper was #20, and when a cup of rice was #25 for long grain rice. I remember when 5 eggs was #100. When Indomie was #30, when a cup of Garri was #10. Yes, I'm a Gen Z and I remember. Stop dragging us as if we just came into this world abeg.

@Xo_nado1 You nkor? Which prophecy was seen about you?

I remember when a pastor who came to pray in our house told my parents he saw a vision that our eldest brother would become a footballer. This was sometime in the 1990s, when Nigeria was doing really well in football. My dad took it seriously. He bought him football boots...

@XlonChat @0xSweep Ask yourself

@jerrymoola @0xSweep Can you?

ELON MUSK IS NOW WORTH OVER $1.3 TRILLION HE COULD BUY THE ENTIRE NBA, NFL, MLB AND NHL AND STILL HAVE $800 BILLION LEFT HE COULD BUY EVERY SINGLE HOME IN NEW YORK CITY AND STILL HAVE $300 BILLION LEFT HE COULD BUY MCDONALD'S, NIKE AND COCA COLA OUTRIGHT AND STILL HAVE CHANGE HE COULD PAY OFF THE ENTIRE NATIONAL DEBT OF 30 COUNTRIES HE COULD BUY 14 MILLION SUPERYACHTS HE COULD FUND NASA AT ITS CURRENT BUDGET FOR 48 YEARS HE COULD BUY 5,200 PRIVATE ISLANDS AT $250 MILLION EACH HE COULD BOOK A $20,000 A NIGHT SUITE EVERY NIGHT FOR 178,000 YEARS HE COULD GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO 1.3 MILLION PEOPLE HE COULD BUY EVERY HOME IN MIAMI, AUSTIN AND SAN FRANCISCO COMBINED HE COULD GIVE ALL 10 MILLION PEOPLE IN DUBAI $130,000 EACH HE MADE MORE FROM ONE IPO DAY THAN MOST COUNTRIES PRODUCE IN A YEAR

@mayorde4you2 I for like see the business wey you dey run, na there I go take rate your input. Otherwise, all your take are mere yapping.

This is one mistake most young business men make when starting off in business! The total cost worth of goods in this shop is not more than 5M Naira! But as you can see the aesthetics of the shop costed more than 1M naira. Most of the shelves are still empty!, but he has an Air conditioner ON! A business that starts like this might not last more than 2yrs rent!

@Amaddream_ If the owner of the company or a member of him household die, dem no need buy dem casket.

Congratulations to me! 🎉after six years of working with apams, today i finally open my own casket company in Enugu! please come and patronize me very cheap and affordable!! moto: God gives God takes!!!

@PoojaMedia The last slide no follow abeg

Cape Verde will always light up the stands with their beauty. ❤️ #FIFAWorldCupWithPooja #PoojaXZonex

@BadmusEniola Thank God for edit.

Happy Sunday guys…..

Can never be an African

@zorakbr This can never happen anywhere near Africa. Lol

Alguém me explica o que exatamente esse cara estava fazendo ali?

@sousazone The forgot the rope, prolly cause they were drunk or somn.

Eu tenho certeza que a moça da queda de 40m em Limeira, apagou antes de chegar no chão, devido a um fenômeno do cérebro. Pessoal falando que não, pq ela achou que estava com corda. Mas neste vídeo de um homem que estava com a segurança, dá para ver que a pessoa é jogada de barriga para baixo mas dá um giro de 360° e olha para cima. Nesse momento, deu para ela ver que estava sem corda, por isso, provavelmente, apagou antes do impacto.

@Ovoh_of_Lagos Bress dey quick fall, na why

I don’t know how to put this but I noticed that hookup girls value their breast more than their pussy They can even allow you to fuck their ass but won’t give you breast to suck

@currentiyke Kylian Mbappe

Boy forgot to format his memory before reincarnation😭😭😭

@instablog9ja He's leaning on something, how's he standing?

Indian man Dulal Giri Ji Maharaj reportedly lives standing for 12 years in religious devotion