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@richm247 @metcalfe_martin I blame the parents

@jmorb28 Oi @metcalfe_martin don’t bloody encourage him by liking his tweet. You raise these kids and then they mug you off on Twitter!

Wife: Can we get a nice family car again soon? Me: No, we can’t afford one. Wife: Maybe if you didn’t keep buying crappy old ones, we might be able to. Me: 🤔

@richm247 @nickymphoto I was looking at these last night too 😂

@nickymphoto Of course. You have to go into these things knowing there’ll be jobs/costs involved. Luckily you’ve got your husband on tap and I’ve got my son @jmorb28 😜

@richm247 I preferred it red, helped disguise the rust

@jmorb28 I see the people selling your Mini painted it green before listing it...

@richm247 @spenceberks 🙄 Ok grandad

@jmorb28 @spenceberks I’ll take your word for that. I’m sure if you drive like a sensible upstanding member of the community like me, this wouldn’t be noticeable.

I have decide. At some point this year I will buy a MK6 Golf GTI once I know my job is safe and COVID rules relaxed. Loads of clean examples out there like this one. Ive a few small jobs to do on the beemer and then she’ll be good to go. autotrader.co.uk/car-details/20…

@richm247 @spenceberks The dsg makes a great sound when changing gear too

@spenceberks @jmorb28 👌

@richm247 Does mum know you’ve started them yet?

Getting the last 1/3 of the Pringles out of the tube without all the little broken bits from the bottom falling out too, is a skill I have honed to perfection 👌

@richm247 Might fix the door

You know those adverts that pop up on Facebook, where someone is whacking a car with hammer, then they rub it with a cloth and some magic cream that miraculously fixes the scratches? My wife’s ordered some.

One white dog + wet freshly cut grass = 👇

@_Alfista It’s normally a radiator cap on these 👍

Exhibit A: the top hose on the MX5 rad. Now I’m no mechanic but that’s possibly air in that there radiator. Expansion tank full.

@richm247 OMG!!! It started!!!

Well I lasted just over 3 weeks. Sorned the car at the end of last month but I need to pop into the office today and I can’t resist. Unsorned, it’s time to fire up the 4S.

@richm247 @annrobbins15 This is me now

@jmorb28 @annrobbins15 Have you had a hair cut yet?

Lockdown jobs #327 Can we go back to work yet?

@richm247 @annrobbins15 I’m just as bad 🤦‍♂️

@jmorb28 @annrobbins15 You’re lucky I’m not allowed to come to your house, otherwise you’d get the back of my hand sunshine!

@richm247 @annrobbins15 Bloody hell, you must be huge now

@annrobbins15 I’d love to be back at work now. I’ve doubled in size since being off.

@richm247 @TaxDNA @MinxGenie I wouldn’t say “happy to help”

@TaxDNA @MinxGenie Most of the people involved are very hands on. My son is a mechanic who is always happy to help.

Well, it looks like most calm, respectful outdoor car shows will be cancelled this year because of ‘social distancing’. Yet idiots are still allowed to create close contact scrums in supermarkets over toilet rolls. This is annoying me 😡

@richm247 Although the work is few and far between so I’ll definitely pop over and help

@richm247 In these terrible times the emergency services are needed more than ever

I suppose with everything being cancelled, and having spare time on our hands, now would be a good time to fit new car parts. Well, somebody’s got to fit them...@jmorb28 😉

@richm247 @OneFormerKeeper I’m no expert but I don’t think you should cook your Christmas dinner in the microwave

@OneFormerKeeper I’ve got a 2 hour round trip to North London this morning to pick up a replacement bloody microwave as ours went kaput yesterday.