Jon ⛳ 🚴‍♂️

@FOXNRL could have turned Brad Arthur’s microphone on. Not one word of that interview was heard on TV. And us poms thought @skytv coverage was shite

Thank you for speaking to my girls @NoradSanta! Even if it was only a very quick and nervous call from them!!

Loving Rob Hatch on the Ashes commentary, always good to hear a voice from another sport showing they are just as skilled turning their hand to something else! Shame about the abysmal result for England though @cricketontnt

What a race that was from @JoshBrookes absolutely mental what those boys do in the wet! @Oulton_Park @OfficialBSB

Squeaky bum time this

Listening to @LotteryWinners Koko again - that tune with @Reverend_Makers is absolutely top drawer! Made up Tom and the gang have hit the big time with Robbie Williams!! Will miss you at Newton music festival next weekend ! Ha ha

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

Is Usyk the best there has been? 2 weight divisions dominated!

A young lady I was having adventurous time with asked me to do her up the bum. I had already explored the said area with a finger and was aware she had a lodger. I suggested she might want to go for a poo first. She took this as a kink and proceeded to shit on my chest.

Just watching @brookecombe set from Transmit. Brilliant as always! Looking forward to “a late summer nights dream” with @thecoralband in August even more now!

This could be good night!

@R1100GSBlueNose The big question is, do I open one of the 4 I picked up tonight? One glass and it’s *thunk*

@jonbeetle Argh, you've blown your cover, Beetle! :) None in my local HB yesterday :(

Belgian Beer Fans! One of my spies tells me his local Home Bargains are doing 750ml bottles of Tripel Karmeliet for £5.50 a go. Wasn't any in my local one last w/e but worth checking out. We're talking one of the best beers on the planet here. They're virtually giving it away!

@Goosey30111568 HP or Heinz?

My Sauces at Labour HQ tell me. Rachel Reeves has been in tears all day. Some ministers and staffers have been offered counselling. Starmer is like a rabbit in the headlights. Turbulent times in No10.

Was epic to see @brookecombe at the @JamieWebster94 gig at haydock park last night! Was great to say hello and the best answer to me asking if she was going on for a song! 🍻🍻🍻 see you at @thecoralband gig in August!!

Happy Arneversary reds #ArneSlot @LFC

Not wanted to post anything from Mondays parade until now, but I can’t deny the fact my girls had a great day. Liverpool is just special

Agghhhh what a week upcoming - @HamiltonMusical at the @LiverpoolEmpire on Thursday, day off Friday, @nbhdweekender Saturday, then @aBOSSNight kids Sunday with Annabelle followed by the @LFC parade on Monday! My wallet and liver will hate me!

Wow @bikesontnt that piece from @MichaelLaverty on last weeks Oulton Park tragedy was something else. Very well said Michael, a very moving piece

I may be blocked, but this is embarrassing from @TheRFL referees. @Specsavers should be called to help with eyesight