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look at my beatrice standee

.@shrek2fanboy

@junebugs___ The single male fictional character where the internets hornyposting is not 80% larp because he’s just that great

Beatrice was so right for chaining up Battler completely naked. I'd do the same thing if this guy was in my possession

@OldRattleMan get your lick back on that little shit

sid the science kid just pistol whipped me and stole my molly

@OldRattleMan my papaw said we can go birdwatching tomorrow if we stop being scared of huggy wuggy

hey macklemore can we go bird watching

keep amy's tarot cards out of the sonic 4 movie

eminem cusses too much bruh he needs to say sorry

slapping you across the face) THAT’S for almost getting us killed! (bouncing on it crazy style) and that’s for yapping about your nerdy interests…

you can be mordecai and i can be rigby but only papaw can be benson bro

yo mama so ugly she... no no dont cry little man it was a joke it was a joke ur mom isnt ugly come on man dont cry

hula hooping so awfully that the national guard comes and forces me to stop

The crew on the Artemis II mission have discovered the "Darker" side of the moon. NASA claims it appears to be a gauntlet of Bowser's hardest obstacles (Via: @space)

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

finally watching cheat commandos and this caught me so off guard im Losing my mind

@beatobunny @misskirigiri but her boobs weren't unnecessary. don't ever say that

@junebugs___ @misskirigiri Kyrie looked a mess i’m sorry June

Best thing about og Battler sprites was his tan why did they remove his tan he literally looked so good

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

this one is SO egregious and made me so mad. just read the damn book

@OldRattleMan Nirvana if Kurt Cobain was good at writing lyrics

he’s the one who likes all my buldak tweets

I keep thinking about this line from the Fnaf 2 JT Music rap, I feel bad for them their condition is poor :(