Old Man Rattle

i still love you

golden corral kicked me out because i went demon mode on the mac & cheese

please don’t leave me alone with chuck e cheese bro he’s gonna kill me

papaw said if i sneak wendys into the movies again then he’s gonna suplex me

showing everyone at petsmart my herobrine tattoo

wake up from the minecraft dimension

babe please stop looking at my rash babe i’m uncomfortable

pee mode = activated

asking a walmart associate if i have hunter eyes

ice cream man more like nice cream man

record your existence

cloudy with a chance of uncle pussy

my asian coworker just smashed my windshield with a cinderblock

shooting a roman candle at my idiot son

bill nye the fortnite guy

meemaw says the ipod is turning my brain into mush

babe please ignore my rash babe its just a rash babe no its not infected

doing smelling salts to watch finding dory

please stop talking about femboy hooters bruh we’re at sunday school

my reddit uncle just hit me with a beer bottle because of minecraft cushions