Kate @ Dogfish

Being murdered would have been better than the sex I just had.

Broke me watching this episode of Hoarders .. “Bro how do you afford your drug habit and San Diego mortgage on a dumpster diving salary” @hoarders

Remember that song “Five Little Monkeys jumping on the bed” … well they are all grown up and they live directly above me.

I have no desire to prove to a man that I’m the better option.

it's me and my unhealthy sleep schedule against the world

Men say they want a peaceful woman, but she WAS peaceful before you started stressing her out and disrespecting her.

I don't want to play pickleball. People need to stop with the peer pressure.

I love women who would rather be alone than settle for almost love. That’s standards.

I’m single cause I can’t do lukewarm. If we’re not obsessed with each other what’s even the point? If you can do without me then carry on. I’m good.

a lot died in me last year. i will never be that girl again. & people will never quite understand that.

When people ask about my favorite weather, it’s this. I crave this.

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I broke up with my ex bc he booked 2 nights at an Airbnb for $850 and sent me a text to pay half. It wasn’t about the money it was about this shitty house. We’re in San Diego. At $400 a night why wouldn’t you book a hotel near the water instead of a lame house in Valley Center.

@dadmann_walking Omg you too? Do you delete it and it just shows up again? wtf

still thinking about that time I had a U2 album on my phone and I didn't want it.

I need people to be six feet away again.

One of my favorite things to do on a Saturday night is to DoorDash 7-11 and just party down with my laundry.

at 15 i never had anything so at 56 i’m spoiling her

For the first time in history, women are no longer marrying men for financial security or material things, just on the basis of their character - and the men are failing miserably.

The married men are interested in everybody but their wife.