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one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.
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Dadman Walking
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Dadman Walking
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introvert. dad of 3 boys. not interested. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My link https://t.co/X1R5q5BtIr seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents
Katılım Eylül 2014
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The couch won guys. But I am washing my sheets and comforter. So.
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My sons cough and sneeze directly into my nostril holes, so I think I’m entitled to double dip my celery into their peanutbutter jar
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I have zero plans today. Do I couch rot or do something productive on the house?
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i’m like 96% sure my mother-in-law’s precious moments doll is trying to kill me.
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Hopefully this gummy won't wreck me like last night's did
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my oldest has a friend over tonight and they plan to game until 5 am. I'm hiding out in my room.
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Normalize not showing people who you think their doppelganger is 😭😭 bro is ugly af. Give me a paper bag
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Spent most of the day making sure my bed still works. So far so good.
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Not wanting to look like a douche canoe
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Men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?
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