Kaleb Seaton

Since The Notebook is trending, here is the “Modern Notebook”

@ScienceGuys_ @nickuhas

World's largest elephant toothpaste experiment 🧪

@espn @wojespn @MiamiHEAT

Breaking: The Portland Trail Blazers are trading guard Damian Lillard to the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell @wojespn.

@thehealthb0t Wrong “Apeel”. The safety data sheet that everyone is referring to is for a hard surface cleaner also called “Apeel” apnews.com/article/fact-c…

COSTCO Organic apples contain "Apeel" - the dangerous new coating brought to you by Bill Gates. It can't be washed off.

@goatedxyz @WallStreetSilv His part.

@WallStreetSilv What is this man doing?

There was an attempt… to hold the roof in place 😮 🔊 … this is crazy

@RottenTomatoes I don’t understand this…it’s using the same score, the same logo font and the same Hogwarts? What exactly is new about this besides the cast?

It's official! A #HarryPotter scripted series is coming to Max.

@starwars @ArtNapiontek congrats on the Star Wars gig!

Cal returns. Welcome Cameron Monaghan to the #StarWarsCelebration LIVE! stage now: strw.rs/6000OJJXg

@DiscussingFilm April 1st was 2 days ago bruh

A ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot is in the works at HBO. Each season of the series would be based on one of the 7 books. (Source: trib.al/u95fav4)

@ChrisJBakke @nickuhas

This is scary. ChatGPT has caught up with human intelligence. If you ask it to list 20 great things about Ohio, it struggles and just mentions "it's affordable."

@LeftismForU If you provide zero value to society or your community you should not be rewarded for doing so (Of course barring circumstance outside of your control such as disability)

"It's sick and twisted that I have to work to survive for basic necessities... What if I don't want to achieve sh*t? I still have to work till the day I die just to live?... Universal healthcare, universal basic income it needs to happen now... For the 1% it'll never be enough."

@GNBarbs 👀

if any of you guys have kids, what do you suggest I give as a present to Kaleb‘s one year-old daughter for her birthday ? Kaleb, if you’re reading this, close your eyes and don’t read it.

@RealTimers @billmaher @davidduchovny @mtaibbi @Lis_Smith @HBO @hbomax AND if you are really in a low income situation, ALL of these products are EBT eligible

@Worldliness_1 @RealTimers @billmaher @davidduchovny @mtaibbi @Lis_Smith @HBO @hbomax The “not everyone can afford healthy food” argument is BS. A Big Mac meal from McDonald’s is $9.76 for 1 person, 1 meal. 3 meals worth of organic chicken, rice, vegetables, and fruit would cost you about $24.35 Do the math.

#StartTheClock: A new episode of Real Time with @BillMaher feat. @DavidDuchovny, @mtaibbi, and @Lis_Smith is now on @HBO and @HBOMax! Join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime @ Youtube.com/Realtime

@DiscussingFilm Didn’t Stranger Things 4 break the record for most-viewed program in a single week?

Netflix is still trying to make their own major franchise — “We want to have our version of ‘Star Wars’ or our version of ‘Harry Potter.’” (Source: reut.rs/3RHmi8T)

Same energy. w/ @LonnieIIV

@GeographyNow @uhd2020 Rooooooad triiiiiip

@uhd2020 Where in New Mexico?

Milky Way, Jupiter and Saturn captured over otherworldly rock formations located in a remote part of New Mexico

@KnowTheGame38 @renfrowhunter My guy I’m not sure if you’ve seen Joey inhale a hot dog before

Question for y’all……. Usain Bolt vs Joey Chestnut 100 meter dash. Both have to eat a hot dog and finish before they start running. Who wins?

@LonnieIIV Bruh your BET fit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

My week

@GeographyNow @travelchannel Valid.

@kalebseaton @travelchannel Sure. But then like, call it “Ghost channel” or something 😆

Dear @travelchannel Look, I’m just gonna say it, everyone already knows, you are absolute garbage now. Almost nothing on your channel is about travel anymore, 90% of what you do is talk about ghosts or Bigfoot. Andrew Zimmern is the only thing left somewhat on brand.

@Liz_Wheeler @elonmusk I totally forgot how easy and quick it is to make an operating system! I’m such an idiot

If Google & Apple kick Twitter out of their app stores because of @elonmusk, then Elon should develop a new phone operating system, half the country would immediately buy it (and be happy to ditch Google & Apple).