Emily Wood

@stolenbikessfo @SFPDBikeTheft a bike was abandoned in my planter. I assume it was stolen. Anything I can do about it?

@rachsyme A perfume for a Midge?

@jordannovet @mariskreizman Would have been a privilege if I had

@kettering @mariskreizman Emily did you hang them on the coatrack

@kvanaren Had this exact thought.

the scene where matthew macfayden says "siobhan... do you remember when we first ... knew each other" the very first moment i have ever been able to square macfayden's tom wambgams with his mr darcy

She’s everything. He’s just Ken.

when client asks for rationale

kieran culkin telling brian cox “dance bitch” to call me maybe

@amandamull Yes. 7 years later I have switched more to "my mom", but every time I say it it's strange cognitive dissonance and I constantly wonder how people interpret it. I always half wish people would ask, but no one ever does.

I suspect this is a common experience, but something I still constantly trip over since dad died are phrases like "I'm going to visit my parents," which I've said for 20 years and which I now feel like I should...correct?...every time they leave my mouth

@tfpk Tom the glitter story lives in the same part of my brain as your brain

Remember when the Times told us glitter comes from “bigger glitter” and we were just ok with that?

@bennettleigh Bluey

Title songs you legally can’t skip: Sopranos, Succession, Mad Men, Golden Girls, all of TGIF, White Lotus (both versions), Bojack. Are there more?

@SJ_Galvez So sorry Sarah 😔 I am glad our paths crossed, and good luck with what comes next.

2 years ago I was coming off a hard political campaign looking for a new adventure, and Google offered me that. I’ll always be grateful for the people I met and the work I put out the last few years. I’m disappointed my time is ending on this note, but I’ll be alright 🫰🏽

San Francisco just recorded the third-wettest 15-day period since the Gold Rush in 1849. dlvr.it/SggQqQ

@bessbell I just got "I need a favor..." Which was usually to clean up his room

My 3-year-old is running out of shit for me to do to delay his bedtime and it’s frankly getting increasingly Dadaist? Last night as I was closing the door he yelled “Wait! I need a…red plate for under my pillow!”

@baileymeyers Harbinger

hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you

@csittenfeld Is Lincoln in the Bardo too on the nose?

Delicate question: my friend’s sister is very sick and looking for a novel to “carry her to the other side.” She wants one that’s beautifully written & features ghosts/the afterlife that’s spooky but not horror. She’s read Addie LaRue and Her Fearful Symmetry. Any suggestions?