Tom Rudczynski

@stolenairbag Nailed it

How are you supposed to know what they sell at Taco Bell?

Puritan

@davehill77 Sorry junior

@davehill77 Clean em out

On vacation with the in laws and there are 15 of us in one house with one big room with bunk beds. It’s like Charlie Buckets house up in here. No escape. Pray for me.

@thisjaygreen I can see it

People I've been told I look like (in no particular order): 1. Paul Dano 2. Jay leno 3. Ron Jeremy 4. Meat Head from All In The Family 5. The Captain from Captain & Tennille 6. Omar Sharif 7. Pablo Escobar 8. Johnny Depp in Blow 9. Fat Johnny Depp 10. Liberace

Name a celeb who would win the idgaf war.

S/o Born Against

@BrianConnolly74 Well, they’re everyone’s favorite hardcore band at least

Could you imagine saying blink-182 is your favorite band?!

@stolenairbag Who is zis pops

"best escargot in texas"

Wembanyama frantically googling "french restaurant north carolina"

@stolenairbag Damn

Splash Brothers are both nepo babies but no one wants to talk about it

@maxknee 👀

@tfpk Uh this pretty dope tho

@thirddegreeburn @olsonpower Look, I’m there too.

@nuclearbbq When your opponent is strong, be weak

@maggieserota It’s why you would never see this in your home

It’s why I have a bust of Eric Clapton on display in my living room

Yeah, man. For sure. I also fill my home of mementoes of things I hate. washingtonian.com/2023/04/07/cla…

@jaycaspiankang Yes

Twitter blocking Substack links is just pathetic. What is even the theory behind that? Everyone will buy twitter blue and post their Substack articles as 4000 character tweets? Gtfoh

I’ve been late to the party but The Great Silence is 🔥🔥