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Peak male happiness.

7 years ago today, NIKI released ‘lowkey.’

Every time there's a word "WORST" Ph always topping the chart.

@thirtyfourbets @FBIDirectorKash @FBI @NBA @DetroitPistons Cade playing like a bitch

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI @nba @DetroitPistons Investigate cade Cunningham and the pistons He hasn’t had a stat all second half

New NBA rule — DON’T TALK SHIT TO DYLAN HARPER.

@TVPatrol @ABSCBNNews Sana mamatay na lahat ng ganyang pulis sa pinas

Sinibak sa pwesto ang pulis na nagmaneho ng PNP coaster na pumasok sa EDSA bus carousel at nabangga ng isang pampasaherong bus. #CCTVPatrol

death, taxes and devin booker missing free throws

🤣

@Suns @match_mortgage your star player a bitch that can’t free throws

Final. @match_mortgage | #SunsUp

taenang BTR to pag kinontra mo nananalo. pag tinayaan mo natatalo hayop 🙂

@FT_Merchant05 A+ for Appendicitis HAHAHHAHAH

My 76ers end of season grades: Joel Embiid: A+ Tyrese Maxey: C- VJ Edgecombe: A Paul George: A- Dominic Barlow: A+ Quentin Grimes: F Kelly Oubre: C- Andre Drummond: D Adem Bona: C+ Trendon Watford: B- Justin Edwards: D Kyle Lowry: N/A 🐐 Jabari Walker: B- Tyrese Martin: C Dalen Terry: C Nick Nurse: Z- Daryl Morey: Z-

losing your parlay by one leg is a different kind of pain 🥲

@trailblazers this team sucks. Couldn’t play defense even if their life depends on it. Not a playoff team at all.

Final from San Antonio.

I am a delusional optimist and i will win I am a delusional optimist and i will win I am a delusional optimist and i will win I am a delusional optimist and i will win I am a delusional optimist and i will win I am a delusional optimist and i will win

@StolenByVando hope they kick this white dude off the team next year. He’s been an offensive liability all year.

fuck allat, this is worse than whatever help 2018 LeBron had

“Congratulations, you passed!"✅ “Congratulations, you're hired!"✅ “Congratulations, you're approved!"✅ “Congratulations, you're accepted!"✅ “Congratulations, you're promoted!"✅ All April Of 2026

Only a few men can understand those 2 Am thoughts.

you’ll get used to it

Peak male happiness