@Fern_Britton Phew, I wondered where you were going with that one 😉
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A question that was posed to me today ‘Does anyone really know which hole to put the washing powder or fabric conditioner in?’
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Looks like @BorisJohnson has gone from Caretaker PM to Pisstaker PM as he goes on his second holiday and does precisely nothing to help with the Cost of Living crisis.
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#thelionesses #footballscominghome massive congratulations on an amazing win, as you can see Ron is beside himself with excitement!
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It's nice to be able to breath again. Goooooooaaalll!! #Lionesses
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Ten years on, the legacy of London 2012 continues to live on.
It lives on in the vibrancy of the East London communities where the Games were based, and the ongoing success of our outstanding @TeamGB athletes.
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.@trussliz will be travelling the country wearing her earrings which cost circa £4.50 from Claire Accessories. Meanwhile…
Rishi visits Teeside in Prada shoes worth £450 and
sported £3,500 bespoke suit as he prepared for crunch leadership vote. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
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BREAKING: If you want to be cheered up, the latest polling data reiterates that Boris Johnson is likely to lose his seat at the next general election x
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At least I got Brexit done.
Which is why we now have six hour queues at Dover.
You're welcome.
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BREAKING: Nadine Dorries & Boris Johnson went on a bender, then attended PMQs when they were still pissed & Nadine Dorries spent the entire time yelling "You're boring" at Sir Keir Starmer. You're probably thinking this is a joke, but it really happened x
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As a former Secretary of State for Health, I feel it is my duty to give public health advice during this heat wave:
Consider drinking water between pints.
Cheers. 🍻
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I’ve watched this 60,000 times today
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Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people
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Chris Pincher is still an MP and still a member of the Tory party by the way.
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