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@jmnblossoms 👀 I’d say louder for the people in the back but they still won’t listen so 😜
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imagine your “boyfriend” finishing 18 months of military and instead of spending that post release time with you he goes on a long trip with the same guy he enlisted with idk how to tell you this, but that may not have been your boyfriend to begin with
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Hot off a blistering win over the New York Admirals, Shane Hollander is asked a question on New Year’s Eve that will change his life forever.
He’s distracted when he hears “If you could kiss anyone tonight, who would it be?”
Without thinking, he answers, “Ilya Rozanov.”
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roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL
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@michelle_byoung This is how it should’ve gone in something borrowed.
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When I first started graduate school I tried to setup my recently divorced best friend with a really attractive friend of mine I made in grad school. I brought him to a function so they could meet she pulled me aside & said “Girl, that man is in LOVE WITH U!”
We been married 18y
SW@SnowMed34
I’ve noticed women aren’t trying to set up their single female friends up either. Across the board it’s much less of a thing than it used to be for some reason. I’ve heard varying reasons but none are really that believable
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@kinglet749 The council and the church who he was doing charity work for
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I was around 22, I saw a notice announcing the passing of a local man who used to hand out flyers for charity. One of my friends went to the funeral and came back in tears, she was the only person at the service. So now, I go to funerals of people I know, even peripherally.
Your OG 🐩@LRNROSE
why do old people seem to love going to funerals 😭 they will come from far and wide to go to a funeral.
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@CatholicAwesome He’s a liar bc he could’ve said I’ll meet you at the airport and explain in person before I leave since she’s already there but he’s a shady bitch using his grandma like that
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A lot of “I hate men” dating horror stories are just men clearly being dirtbags and women ignoring it.
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@qiansjiaer His worry was he wouldn’t be able to go BACK. That was no longer a worry and, imo, a big reason he wants to come out in TLG, he had nothing holding him back, which put him in a different place than Shane. He’d also been with Ottawa long enough he knew they’d keep him visa wise.
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something the book COMPLETELY ignores is how much trouble ilya would actually be in when they got outed. he still holds a russian passport and being gay is a CRIME. he would likely have to apply for asylum and do a bunch of other legal stuff. he would be in a HUGE MESS
debs 🏒@ilyaslestat
what is your most controversial heated rivalry opinion?
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@y8ngicrts @___agustDmyg $22 for one $40? For all that include him.
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Guys! I just did something😬 i will share with you once its finalized
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@___agustDmyg lol I was looking at them and thinking of doing the same yesterday
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@jooniekisser @laylandra_ @kitteewhysker Yes and no. The yt dude is A403 and the dude next to him is A1094. If this was about numbers, Yoongi and his crew were still in that range as he was A1016. If this was about numbers they would asked 1094 to move too and they didn’t.
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@laylandra_ @kitteewhysker they have starting numbers and places they’re meant to go in line bro this ain’t a race issue
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@kitteewhysker Bad I just noticed the THING holding on to the other runner on his team to stretch. Is that regular practice for runners? If so, yall need to check yourselfs around strangers.
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@kitteewhysker It’s rude in general. The one person touched and moved the “interpreter” as they were already moving and the yt dude told them to move as they were already moving, so unnecessary and such entitlement from both. And also, his pace isnt a back of the pack pace 🙄
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@sluthollanov He never felt IT with his girlfriend(s?) but never questioned it until Ilya
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I need to know Shane’s gay journey before ilya like was he questioning?? was he clueless? did ilya hit the ON button for HIM? did he even like men before he met THE man? were girls just not doing it for him and he didn’t understand why? had he watched gay porn yet? NEED2KNOW
void‧͙⁺༓☾🔮@celestevoid
the part that ALWAYS gets me abt this clip is ilya not touching him until he touches ilya first. like shane just hit the bisexual terminator ON button man
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@ClTYOFMON It’s cause he’s technically not, he’s an investor in the athletics, but for the move to Vegas.
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Am I the only one who didn’t know he was a stakeholder in the Oakland a’s ???????
San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle
The K-pop rapper, who is also a minority stakeholder and investor in the Oakland A’s, reflected on how the Bay Area housing market is “kinda expensive.” sfchronicle.com/entertainment/…
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