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The Waffle House teleportation story reminds me of the time Tucker said he had personally experienced a demon attack after waking up with claw marks, and the interviewer was like, "woooow, and there was no else in bed??" and Tucker goes, "just my four dogs."

Reporter: Deliberate attacks on civilian infrastructure violate the Geneva conventions and international law.  Trump: Who are you with?  Reporter: I'm with the New York Times Trump: Failing New York Times. Circulation is way down. Reporter: Are you concerned that your threat to bomb power plants and bridges amount to war crimes? Trump: No, not at all. These are disturbed people. Quiet. You no longer have credibility. You’re fake.

After re-watching Titanic for the first time, it's clear that Rose is just making it all up, Jack Dawson never existed, and she constructed the lie to give her courage during the catastrophe & then after to draw a sharp line from her previous life, which included thievery.

if you're The Onion writers do you just give up at this point

you dont really see this type of white boy that often anymore

I wasn't expecting this ending at all

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART: Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that" Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed" These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing. His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.” This is the same man who called joining Trump’s war “buying cheap tickets for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.” The French are not holding back. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

🐣 Terminator saves Jesus, an instant Easter classic. Happy Good Friday y’all!

GORSUCH: Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test? SAUER: Ah, I think ... so. I have to think that through.

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let my friend test the slop cannon and he sent me this

Ten years ago today, Donald Trump said he would pay off the national debt in the span of just eight years. Instead, it doubled. reason.com/2026/03/31/10-…

@notjessewalker Those are all bangers. You need to copyright/trademark them ASAP.

The Pepsi Generation? The Cheerwine Generation? The Generation That Must Not Be Named? The Communist Generation? The Communist Generation (Marxist-Leninist)? The Generation That Belongs to the Emperor? The Generation That Trembles As If It Were Mad? x.com/notjessewalker…

Let me guess! Is it the Hidden Generation? Or maybe Generation Delta? Generation Triple X? The Silent Boom? The Alpha Bits? The New Christy Minstrels?

I love how there are no conspiracy theories about Reagan getting shot. Everyone was just like, “Yeah the guy wanted to impress Jodie Foster, what are you gonna do?”

How boomers will "hand over the reins" to younger generations

@TPCarney I can’t bring myself to click on that link. I fear it’s another “sacrifice your kid for the greater good”-type article that some on the left are fond of writing.

For 16 years I lived in a county where the public schools were closed for an entire year and the gay book with leather-fetish material was moved into the main elementary school curriculum and out of the sex-ed curriculum so that the parents couldn't opt out of it.

🇺🇸 "They gave us, out of a sign of respect, 20 boats." — Trump This is a good example of Trump’s lies and how misinformation in MAGA circles spreads fast. First of all... Trump starts by repeating the lie from last week that Iran allowed 8+2 boats, which never happened. Then he tries to take credit for 20 Pakistani boats from a separate deal Iran made with Pakistan, but that’s not what happened. Now major MAGA accounts on X are massively amplifying this, with some even claiming the US Navy is escorting the tankers. None of this is true. Absolutely none of it.

One way I’ve integrated AI into the classroom is that I begin each class by having students take out their laptops, open up Claude, and talk to it about whatever for 45 minutes while I go outside and vape.