Michael C

@KieranMaguire Definitely using the Daniel Levy guide to running a football club.

Chelsea managers sacked by Toad Boehly and Co Thomas Tuchel: Dismissed for refusing to sign Cristiano Ronaldo. Now England manager at World Cup Graham Potter: Sacked after taking Chelsea to quarter finals of Champions League. Now Sweden manager at World Cup Frank Lampard: Interim manager, has just taken Coventry City to Premier League for first time since 2001. Maurichio Pochettino: Sacked after arguing with Chelsea’s 263 Directors of Football and a 6th place finish. Now USA manager at World Cup. Enzo Maresca: Sacked after winning Club World Cup, UEFA Conference League and top four finish. Currently enjoying his payoff and favourite to replace Pep if he leaves City this summer. Liam Rosenior; Sacked after four months. The common issue is that it’s Boehly (former Sporting Director of Soccerball at Chelsea) and Egbali making these decisions. Perhaps, just perhaps, turning Chelsea into a hedge fund experiment isn’t a good idea. Who wants to be the footballing equivalent of Married at First Sight?

@Rozzah_2210 Andrew (formally known as)

Everyone got paused here 🤗 What is the man's name??

@AvonandsomerRob Next.

It's rumoured that Keir Starmer is looking for retail work, in case he's booted from office this week. What store would be the best fit for his skills?

@CharlotteCGill The weight gain. Which nobody mentions.

If Keir Starmer ever resigns, what will you miss about him most?

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has privately encouraged Labour MP Samantha Niblett’s "summer of sex" campaign [@thetimes]

@mattletiss7 Bet you asked Grok or another AI tool, to help you reverse out of being drunk and asking conspiracy questions to it. The give away is that you asked those questions publicly.

@RachelReevesMP You just say words instead of actions. Hopelessly out of your depth.

This is not our war, but it is now pushing up bills for families and businesses. That’s why keeping costs down is my number one priority – and our economic plan has put us in a stronger position to face this crisis.

The worst extra performance of all time

In 1995, 45% of British milk was delivered to the doorstep before seven in the morning by a milkman in an electric float. In 2026, it is 3%. The milkman has been effectively abolished inside one human generation. The supermarket walked in, undercut the cost by a few pence per pint, and the daily ritual of British household life, glass bottles clinking on the step at half past six, was gone by the time the children of 1995 had finished secondary school. The cost to the customer was a few pence per pint. The cost to the system was, in rough order: the glass bottle that was washed and reused hundreds of times, replaced with a plastic bottle that is used once and recycled imperfectly. The local dairy that supplied one town, replaced with a national processor that supplies half the country. The milk that arrived four hours after milking, replaced with milk that arrived three days after milking after a journey of 200 miles. The conversation on the doorstep, replaced with a self-checkout beep. The milkman himself, incidentally, had the lowest recorded rate of heart disease of any male occupation in Britain. He walked approximately 12 miles a day, finished work by 10am, and ate a cooked breakfast. He has been replaced, in the same delivery role, by a zero-hours Amazon Flex driver sitting in a Ford Transit. A small piece of British daily infrastructure was quietly demolished. Nobody was consulted. The milk is still being produced. It is just being produced further away, transported further, kept in plastic, and sold at a different margin, by a different business, to a customer who never sees who milked the cow. The milkman knew your name. The self-checkout does not.

@Keir_Starmer @StopULEZToday @BorisJohnson 😂

The party is over @BorisJohnson. Resign.

@Daily_Hotspur @FootballLeagueW He’ll either be brilliant for them, or be found out and he becomes the Danish National coach,

🚨 NEW from @FootballLeagueW: Birmingham City are eyeing a move for former #thfc manager Thomas Frank. footballleagueworld.co.uk/birmingham-cit…

@JeremyVineOn5 @mikeparry8 @narindertweets @theJeremyVine But if were Boris or any other Conservative. All bets are off as far as Narinderrrrr is concerned.

"I'm sick of the Starmer bashing." @narindertweets says the right-wing media won't be happy until the PM is forced out of office, and there are more important things going on than the Mandelson scandal. @mikeparry8 | @theJeremyVine | #JeremyVine

@sciencegirl An oven

What’s missing

@TheBritLad 2

🚨BREAKING: Labour in chaos as Keir Starmer’s support collapses. Furious Labour MPs are plotting a no-confidence vote. If it passes, Starmer faces two options: 1. Resign and allow a new leader 2. Call a snap general election Which ONE would you prefer?

@TheMercianNews @FUDdaily Should have stayed in Dubai.

@Hybrid_Ola Lets just get out of phones and film it, rather than stop it. Society is sick.

Tragic news 💔 Two female UK influencers got into a heated argument after leaving the club. One of them got angry, got into her car, and ran the other one over!

@henrywinter But Daniel saved a couple of million not going that extra mile, don’t you know?. He was a strength but the greatest weakness for Spurs. Sometimes you stay in a role too long and loose respect and no one wants to deal with you(him).

Gibbs-White staying at Forest and not going to Spurs looking even more of hugely significant moment for each club.

@TheGreenParty But if you’re right of centre, you’re not included in political conversations, as Dave reshapes society according to his doctrine.

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@SpursOfficial Keep battling

It ends level in N17.

@Heccles94 Nope. The Green Party is dangerous,

I’m white. I’m English. Im a young man. I think that Reform UK and Restore Britain are despicable parties praying on hate and fear. They are establishment charlatans funding dangerous far-right ethno-nationalists to try and seize power. They are dangerous.