Dirty Dan

@mtgreenee @yourauntemma Because it contains a bullshit narrative that they're trying to push.

They had to cast the same background actors due to SAG union rules.

If you want to know what it looks like when someone survived a shooting look at the faces of students and parents outside of Columbine HS. Now look at the faces of these demons.

“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?” “There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.” “Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.” “I don’t have a ballroom.” “…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”

If you think the fucking badass Secret Service of the United States, after keeping the first black president safe for 8 years in office without major incident, has now screwed up royally FOUR TIMES securing Trump? You’re not real bright.

I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.

@SenFettermanPA All I can say is, I wonder what they have on you. What a duplicitous scumbag you've turned out to be. Go ahead and follow your maga king off the cliff, Fetterman you phony. He's on the wrong side of history and so are you.

No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.

A Sting Original For Halloween, I challenged myself to fit 100 Horror Films into 2 mins. The trick was to find instantly recognisable images, make them the same aspect ratio so they didn't resize as they flashed past, and cut on the beat. This took me a month to create

Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there. Ed: Sex, Frank? Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed. We got work to do.

Mike Greenberg really is the face of that empty feeling ESPN has given us over the last 10 years. Just a big nothingburger.

Once again: if you are attending tomorrow's Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

Does legacy media understand how much they damage their businesses by attend gatherings like the WHCA dinner? Do they think dining with Donald Trump, mingling with his cabinet, and joking around with his cronies does anything other than alienate their audience? I don't get it.

Trump fell asleep again during a live televised meeting. If Joe Biden had done that, the media would have treated it like a national emergency and run wall-to-wall panic coverage for a week. But when Trump does it, they look the other way because the clown show keeps their ratings up and their pockets full. The hypocrisy is disgraceful. The media failed the country, and they know it.

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

I’ve loved this #Jaws experience this morning on the world’s first full size replica of the Orca. It’s taken 3 years to create and you can go onboard in Conwy, north Wales. Amazing props, attention to detail and no need for a bigger boat… @GMB 🦈

Hey reporters: please stop “flexing” with your “the President just told me…” because that is as worthless as a three dollar bill. That's like the deranged guy on the street telling you dogs are speaking to him... It's wildly unreliable. Not the flex you think it is.

The champs are in the house 🏆 Michigan men's basketball pulled up to Magic-Pistons 🔥

@Acyn @Acosta So that’s when you play it. Why didn’t she do that?

Alsobrooks: You said that if you could, you would send every black kid to live on farms and work. RFK JR: I would have to hear that recording. I have no memory of saying anything like that. Alsobrooks: I actually have the recording. It is absolutely what you said.