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@miracafeworker
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“ Hmm , you might have me there … but the handbook /does/ say that every situation should be handled with a Colgate smile on the captain’s face ! That’s , uh , in … article 253 ..! Mhm ..! ” [ They couldn’t remember the exact number. Their head felt cloudy again … ]



“ Your pessimism never fails to charm me , Sage ! ” [ The captain giggled. The two finally ended up in medbay, and only upon entry did Red begin to actually take anything seriously. They’d straighten themselves up, trying to keep composure as they waved to Blue. ]



“ Psshhh , as if that’d ever happen . ” [ Gradually, the captain inched closer to the crewmate. Their steps were rather uncoordinated, balance janky—leading them to oscillate over and over, left to right. For somebody sober, they sure did walk like a drunkard. ]



“ … You know , you shouldn’t be worrying so much about me . ” [ They manage a ‘smile,’ one of their hands raising. They poke Sage’s cheek with their index finger, all the while adjusting the way their hat sat on their head. ] “ That’s my job ! Not yours ! ”



“ Mm … well then , uh … as . Captain , I order you to … make sure nobody sees me while I sleep in — ( yawnn … ) mm . In there . ” [ They stumble to their feet. From the looks of it, they hadn’t done any heavy lifting or physically demanding tasks today… ]

[ It takes them a moment to register their offer, a general lack of awareness from sleeping for so long tainting their judgement. Red’s hand lazily found Sage’s, hardly even holding on. ] “ Mmh … does it have to be medbay ..? I don’t really wanna be seen like this . ”


I didn’t see you there . I was just … thinking ! Thinking very hard about the next set of tasks I needed to get done . I have so many duties , being captain and all ahah … so busy . Uh — did you need anything ? ”