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@parthaskar @NHSEngland @PHE_uk Thank you for the swift response, and the clarification. It's somewhat reassuring. Just about to head off to work in the NHS this morning (non-clinical). I'm not able to work from home so staying as safe as I can

@myf @NHSEngland @PHE_uk Yes- in the paper- duration didn’t seem to be a factor

Detailed analysis of mortality related to #Diabetes & #COVID19 now online @NHSEngland @PHE_uk (Pre-publication) Link: england.nhs.uk/publication/ty… Paper 1: Hospital deaths as recorded 1st March 2020 – 11th May 2020 1/n

@waitrose I understand how pressured you are at the moment, but my parents are unable to place an order & need help. They are elderly, diabetic, have many other health issues & have no transport. They regularly use your online service as they cannot get groceries another way

@vicderbyshire I'd like more detail about how supermarkets will know which customers are classed as vulnerable/elderly when prioritising shopping (in store & online). For context, I'm in my 40s, non clinical NHS worker, diabetic. Told by my Trust to stay home for my protection

@McVities I just found a mutant in our packet of Fruit Shortcakes. Not broken, it was clearly baked that way

@AutismLady We really enjoyed the show yesterday 😊 Well done to everyone involved in creating the experience and putting it on

So Twitter I've been super quiet recently while I've worked on building my new social enterprise What Box And I'm excited to say my first Sensory Show has SOLD OUT So this weekend I will be performing my sensory show 'Twas a night before Christmas, funded by #ReadingUK /1

Any of you around London and interested in a bit of culture might like to go along to this performance featuring a friend of a friend at the end of the month

What's your favourite weird animal? I love tapirs, especially baby tapirs

@anna_benana Hahaha!

A sentence I didn’t expect to say when we got a kitten: “No, don’t put your boner on my phone”

@anna_benana What you need is a shed

Half-realised my dream of having a workshop last night, and did some woodwork in the garage. Awesome

@anna_benana @kimfothers @Whackyrach I had just had a lovely pampering massage and stuff. I told the salon about it and said they had clearly worked miracles, which made them very happy!

@myf @kimfothers @Whackyrach There’s no hope it’ll stop then?! Haha

4 days before my 30th birthday and I'm STILL getting ID'd for wine! Please tell me I'm not alone in this! #babyfaced #definitelyoldenough

@anna_benana @kimfothers @Whackyrach I'm very nearly 40, and was ID'd earlier this year 🤔

@kimfothers @Whackyrach I am not nearly 40! Unbelievable

@SkyNewsBreak "banks affected in the latest round of closures all have a Post Office "within short walking distance"." That's fine until the Post Office also closes, as happened recently where my parents live. They are disabled & now cannot bank in person unless they get buses to other towns

Lloyds Banking Group says it is cutting 305 jobs and axing 49 branches across the UK

I've been doing woodwork in my shed. I seem to have become a middle aged bloke

I don't understand people. They confuse me

@anna_benana Isn't that what everyone aspires to?

@anna_benana You need one of these...

@kimfothers Ha!

Can't help feeling some ads are not suitable for a crematorium website. Ok, they're text at the end of the page, but still... @webexpand

@anna_benana Mrs myf did that the other day 😅