Mike Houston’s Burner 💍

For those at home and abroad who clearly can’t differentiate between satire and the real world, believe it or not I’m not actually Mike Houston. I’m Scottie Montgomery.

@MGN_SG @usfbulls69

@notMikeHouston @usfbulls69 THNX GOD YUR BAK

Phone died so I’ll never know exactly but I think I roughly pieced together my route after the concert ended Woke up in the parking garage at 4:30am sopping wet, drenched in sweat. Old lady says she was an hour from filing a missing person report 🫩 #George

@usfbulls69 Very much like that

@notMikeHouston Just remembered that these boys had a wild night in Vegas too in the hangover

@MGN_SG @usfbulls69 SPEEK UP LIB

@notMikeHouston @usfbulls69 Mr. Houston you sound funny…

@notMikeHouston Wait a second……

I MADE A TIER LIST 3 DAYS AGO AND NOW THERES TIER LISTS EVERYWHERE U LOOK . I THINK ITS CALLED BEIN A TREND SETTER

@mike_cringe @BigDyl1451 @ashleighxcash @PR927FM DILLOM IS A BIG GAYE HE HAS ADMITTED 2 IT ON HERE B4

@notMikeHouston @BigDyl1451 @ashleighxcash @PR927FM I heard that Dylan is an ole gay ass that blocks his fanbase?

POLL QUESTION: Would you like to see a star like Morgan Wallen perform at Dowdy-Ficklen and come out to Purple Haze? 🏴‍☠️ 🎥 Clemson Athletics

@PR927FM YALL WANNA SEE A LIBROALE.?? 👇

@BigDyl1451 @ashleighxcash @PR927FM DILLON PLEESE TRY BEIN A MAN 4 ONCE IN YER LIFE

@ashleighxcash @PR927FM Might get hit with a chair in the name of God’s country or something

@usfbulls69 Don’t ever go off strip…

@notMikeHouston Fuuuck that’s brutal. I’ve only been to Vegas once but it’s a rough city in some areas

@Bradleybigchubb CAN U DO THE JOB OR NOT

@notMikeHouston QUIT WHISPERIN N SPEEK UP LIBBY

IT IS TOO DAMN HOT AN I GOT WAY TOO MUCH DAM MONEY 2 BE CUTTIN MY OWN GRASS . @Bradleybigchubb CAN U PLEESE SEND ME YOUR RATES AN SUM FOTOS OF OTHER JOBS U DONE.?? THANKS BUD 🚛

@zoex0 GOBBLESS B SAFE SWEATY

@notMikeHouston The CHI, HOSS. MIAMI AFTER 💨

Few more days of this bullshit and I’m out of here ✈️

@usfcardsfan HAPPIE 2 HELP

@notMikeHouston ok thanks for letting me know

fit check

@PirateGroyper @Texanroadrunner @cgodwin23 NO IDEA HOSS

@notMikeHouston @Texanroadrunner @cgodwin23 WHAT IS ALL THS YAPPING GOING ON HOSS

FLASHBACK FRIDAY: 12 years ago TODAY @cgodwin23 was officially introduced as the ECU Head Coach. Since then: 469 (nice) Wins 5x Mikey Mouse American Coach of the Year 2,510,867 Fake Bunts Shown 2 Super Teams Wasted 🗑️ 4,380 Devotionals Posted 🙏 15 Jungle Jumps 2,185 🤟 Emojis Used 35 Post Game Media Crash Outs 0 CWS Appearances 🏆

@Texanroadrunner @PirateGroyper @cgodwin23 AINT SEEN EM

@notMikeHouston @PirateGroyper @cgodwin23 YOS YOU DO

ANY COMMENT LIB.?? @ECUJungle

@Texanroadrunner @PirateGroyper @cgodwin23 I DOMT KNOW WHO THAT IS HOSS

@PirateGroyper @cgodwin23 AWWWWW SO CUTE CLOOF @notMikeHouston