carol sturka’s handcuff // rachel 🌻

detective carol sturka living up to her horniness // chapter 10 💦 archiveofourown.org/works/79692626…

@neverjanedoe you’re so hot pls don’t go bald

y’all mind if I show side boob on main?

big big big shoutout to @Victoria_Nitt for helping me fine tune the polish translations in chapter 10. edits have been made and hopefully now anyone out there who actually reads/understands polish won’t cringe and die lol

@fyeahtourist i am running with you

@fyeahtourist 😘

detective carol sturka living up to her horniness // chapter 10 💦 archiveofourown.org/works/79692626…

@Trufreak89 enjoy 🚬

Bedtime reading 📖🤓

🫡

@elohveee am i having a stroke what does this mean 😭

@nutmeg_101 😍 Needed this with Helen getting 🤫 in 🤫 and is at 🤫 and Zosia having a 🤫 at the 🤫 while Carol’s 🤫. Our girls are going through it 😮‍💨

shoutout if you caught the Shrinking reference in this ❤️

why is the mamma mia soundtrack so fucking good

@burritoprophet well whatever you do, don’t get your computer to read it back. it’s monotonous and robotic i cannot stop laughing

@nutmeg_101 just thought about listening to my fics as audiobooks in the car and had to lie down

having your laptop read back your smut to you so you can listen for syntax errors is an extremely fucking jarring experience

dare i freakin say this is carol in that one chapter of the detective au

@vr4taski i mean….

hehe so i have the afternoon off so i think i'm going split chapter 10 in half and post the first half later today (it's still over 6k words & might end up being more after final edit) bc the 2nd half is still going to take days to complete bc life so yay update later

@burritoprophet you better be right pal

decided that rhea is going to the met gala bc i said so

@griefinstereo it is hell. i am living in hell. posting this from hell as we speak.

@nutmeg_101 omg that sounds like hell, i'm sorry

pray for next week. i haven’t had a day off in like 8 days and won’t have one until maybe wednesday 🫩😵‍💫

@xdredikx i need more than rescue 😭

@nutmeg_101 Do you need rescue?

@tellthehottie light work, babe

rhea can totally lift karolina right? #gaythoughts