carol sturka’s handcuff // rachel 🌻

two dumb lesbian detectives get silly at the museum on their first date // chapter 9 🌻 archiveofourown.org/works/79692626…

@griefinstereo it is hell. i am living in hell. posting this from hell as we speak.

@nutmeg_101 omg that sounds like hell, i'm sorry

pray for next week. i haven’t had a day off in like 8 days and won’t have one until maybe wednesday 🫩😵‍💫

@xdredikx i need more than rescue 😭

@nutmeg_101 Do you need rescue?

@tellthehottie light work, babe

rhea can totally lift karolina right? #gaythoughts

when i think about the fact that zosia turned off all the lights in albuquerque just so carol could see the stars and then had the fucking audacity to look at carol like she was the whole fucking universe………….

all over karolina

things are heating up in the detective au

need her to throw me against a wall, choke and slap the shit out of me, and tell me i’m a filthy fucking whore while she straps me until i cry

@burritoprophet @chloedarko don’t hold your breath tho it’s gonna be a while lol

@nutmeg_101 @chloedarko oh thank God

i’ve had a new stursia au fic idea for about a week now & it’s killing me bc i wanna write it so bad but i can’t start it until i finish detective au bc otherwise i will never finish it & i HAVE to see it through to completion first so do you see my fucking dilemma

@chloedarko @burritoprophet not yet 😜 may or may not involve a lot of pining tho

@nutmeg_101 @burritoprophet can we please have a crumb of what it’s about? 🫢

“makes sense…because she’s my girl” 🙄🙄🙄

all i’m saying is that she dresses like someone who wants to attract women

not me pronouncing kochanie phonetically in my head until i just googled it 😭 #idiot

@fyeahtourist thank GAWD

@fyeahtourist is it still no strings if Lego botanicals are involved

@fyeahtourist i don’t think i have the mental capacity to do both but we’ll see 💁🏻‍♀️

@burritoprophet i already have a brief outline 😭

@nutmeg_101 outline it! might get some of it out of the system lol

@OBcrack the buzzer IMMEDIATELY going off on their final dance try

@nutmeg_101 so fucking good! the milking of the goat scene was killing me

Kaitlin Olson is a national treasure my god I haven’t laughed this hard in a while #hacks