Temitayo

poor kid, this cult when your papa don put you, them no de comot o😭

@MrBeast …..

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Naija_farmers @Ainavictor86 😂😂😂

A police officer stopped a young man's car and, upon checking it, realized that his driving license had expired. The police officer asked him why he was driving with an expired license. He answered: «They just fired me from my job, and the money I have is only enough for me to eat, pay rent, and my bills. I am from another state and I have come here to study at university. Plus, I have a job interview». The police officer had the option of applying the law and prohibiting the young man from driving his car, but he decided to listen to his heart. He parked his police vehicle, helped him tie his tie, got into the young man's car and accompanied him to the interview location. They entered together. The #police officer apologized and explained the reason for the young man's delay. They hired him! The young man got the job and obtained a temporary driving license until he raised enough money to renew his license. That's humanity!

@Kdhchels_ Baba Werner was very bad. No Dey try rewrite history Abeg 🙏🙏

Having this current Chelsea wingers makes us realize Werner wasn’t that bad after all

You placed visa bans on ordinary Nigerian citizens who have nothing to do with the atrocities this government is committing yet you still allow these same politicians &their children you speak of everyday to travel freely & live in the US. When you are serious you know what to do

MTN does this every now and then to the average Nigerian consumer. They increase data prices, Nigerians complain online, and you, a senator, have the power to raise it on the floor of the house, but you never do because it doesn’t affect you. Now that Starlink affects you, suddenly you’ve found your voice and brought it up to complain like a commoner begging for bread. If MTN and other local providers actually worked and provided good, stable internet services, you wouldn’t need Starlink now, would you? You tried to escape the Nigerian problem because “I better pass my neighbour,” and now you’re embarrassing yourself in public. All of this could have been avoided if you and your friends in the Senate were not so self-centered and short-sighted. If you fix Nigeria, everybody go enjoy am.

@that_damntate This is so funny 😭😂

Catch me if you can!!!

@OlawaleOlanir12 This is too much. 💔

“Nigerian police arrest me in ekiti and locked me up . They said they will show me the true color of Nigeria” This one go far o 😳 For recording ???? Omo na to de waka jeje Ni

Run from bandits, Run from police, Run from thugs.

@UTDTrey @the1huncho What a match!!!. I just dey curse Granancho and Neto since morning 😭😭

“Dad, tell me about the PSG VS Bayern game in 2026”

USING Claude Opus 4.7 TO CENTER A DIV

Turbulence is a heart filling song. God bless Wizkid and Asake ❤️❤️🎶 🙏

Man United fans: we have won the highest amount of trophies in England Rivals: why is Bruno Fernandez not winning trophies? Man United fans: because he plays for Manchester United

It is absolutely ridiculous for a midfielder to have this level of IQ😭💙

“Nigeria is becoming a joke. We are still talking about BON Bread suing a lady over her review, and now there is another case of a young mother receiving calls from lawyers because of her review about a topic she saw in her toddler’s textbook, which she described as toxic. They have made the police look like a joke in this country, and now they are moving to the legal department, which is quite unfortunate. Any small thing, lawyers want to sue. Is that what they are now teaching in law school? If a client brings a case to you, why can’t you simply advise your client? Soon people may stop respecting Nigerian lawyers because of the way things are going.” — A lady laments

@whenkeee @oprimodev Where is number 6?

“Como as pistas de fórmula 1 são desenhadas”

I want to drive a Cybertruck some day

@Immunizer_ I can be forgiving, but the worst situation you can ever find yourself in is trying to gaslight me. E no fit work. 😂😂

(Whose Father is this?) earlier tonight at Ajah this man hit my car twice while trying to reverse to jump on another lane. I then overtook him after he knocked down a bike, i parked, checked my bumper saw my plate number bent, approached him and told him to drive carefully cause he hit me, while his wife was apologizing acknowledging i was truly hit, this man instantly denied and flared up elbowed his wife holding him, shouted and proceeded to fake taking a ring (charm), he saw i didn’t bulge, he stepped out his car while i on camera. Now the scary part is you can hear other motorists apologizing to him instead cause he’s Older and pushing a false narrative . I could easily relate this with the Mohbad’s case which is a sad reality. Last year a man in his 60s hit my Camry in Ibadan at full speed damaging my back bumper at a turning, he was on the wrong lane, he instantly claimed i was at fault when he noticed i was younger, bikes parked apologizing to him instead of me, i calmly recorded the scene and held him down, this man a chief also faked a ring (charm) and tried to hit and intimidate me, i didn’t bulge then he called Police also threatened me with EFCC, the police came and didn’t have any choice than to pronounce him guilty while asking me to just let it go after 2 hours of my time wasted. Bully, oppression and false narratives can never stop, you just have to always be prepared because people will believe anything

The BEST MAGIC REACTIONS in GYATTHAM with THROBBIN 😱 #magic #funny #reels #fyp #foryou